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Marie Hilton
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158148
Reputation: 31226
Posts: 127
Antitheocra
28.01.2024 15:32:30
Marie Hilton

i'm sorry katie but the foot pic made me DIE! saving it !

28.01.2024 15:32:30


bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190628
Reputation: 72635
Posts: 1956
Reasonopia
28.01.2024 20:13:55
bxdcherri

Halo I love that you've included the doxxing part being open for all candidates, I 100% agree, despite who wins, any rules of safety should be implemented, we all want what's best for the site at the end of the day <3

28.01.2024 20:13:55

reivalentine
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280773
Reputation: 127111
Posts: 760
Agnostica
29.01.2024 00:59:30
reivalentine

Hex-Gal From Night-Yard Radio would like to present a song dedicated to Bxdcherri ♥️



Oh, I cannot explain
Every time it's the same
Oh, I feel that it's real
Take my heart
I've been lonely too long
Oh, I can't be so strong
Take the chance for romance
Take my heart
I need you so
There's no time I'll ever go
Cheri, cheri lady
Goin' through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It's always like the first time
Let me take a part
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be always yours
I get up, I get down
All my world turns around
Who is right? Who was wrong?
I don't know
I've got pain in my heart
Got a love in my soul
Easy come, but I think
Easy go
I need you so
All the times I move so slow
Cheri, cheri lady
Goin' through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
Living in devotion
It's always like the first time
Let me take a part
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be always yours
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be yours
Cheri, cheri lady
Like there's no tomorrow
Take my heart, don't lose it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady
To know you is to love you
If you call me baby
I'll be yours ♥️


29.01.2024 00:59:30
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Pollyx
Level 125
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1560203
Reputation: 48752
Posts: 772
Antitheocra
29.01.2024 04:10:53
Pollyx

wow, what a tune!! thanks Hex-Gal! the vibes at KSLA are amazing tonight, what lovely music. i'd love to see more songs for the other candidates and just in general as a way to add some musical pizazz to the broadcast!!

I just wanted to tune in and share with the station a visual for the upcoming elections created as a short, TLDR highlight for bxdcherri's manifesto!! I would massively suggest reading the manifesto yourself as it has a great deal more detail, but hopefully this visual can sum up some key points for the audience, just like real campaign advertisements about goals, values, and pledges <3



29.01.2024 04:10:53
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KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103591
Posts: 2792
Reasonopia
29.01.2024 05:37:32
KatieBoutique

Kribby made this.  This is MSP level.  
If elections can produce this kind of art then maybe we should have them every month.



FLASH NEWS: Investigation underway

This graphic was made during the Golden Age of Ximboland 1.0
There are many others, but this one really stands out:


Vita Brevis.  What happened to her?  We are going to find out.

29.01.2024 05:37:32
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270180
Reputation: 31703
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
30.01.2024 18:58:43
Iowa

regardless of who wins i would like to give major props to all three of the candidates for being so open about their campaigns, answering questions and doing interviews. this is a level of interaction i personally haven't seen in a PX election before and it's really cool.

also especially to chris, thank you for realizing there were some issues happening in the game and listening to players' input about them

also i made a couple of blinkies for the other candidates. not as many as i made for cherri bc i'm not gonna make up a slogan and put words in yalls mouths but i hope they're appreciated regardless :]


30.01.2024 18:58:43
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diet melon soda
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58962
Reputation: 30334
Posts: 213
Atheista
31.01.2024 05:54:52
diet melon soda

omg yes doing interviews was such a wonderful idea and a great way to get to know the candidates better!! i loved that especially 

31.01.2024 05:54:52

reivalentine
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280773
Reputation: 127111
Posts: 760
Agnostica
31.01.2024 12:09:34
reivalentine

Red Witch From Rabbit Hole Radio would like to present a song dedicated to Bxdcherri ♥️

reivalentine


Hello, can I speak to...
Oh, never mind
So won't you? Will you be my cherry?
So come on talk to me, talk to me

Will you, will you be mine?
One, two, three, let's go
Down the subway, you looked my way
With your girl gaze, with your girl gaze

That was the day everything changed
Couldn't stay the same
Now it's Tuesday and I'm thinking
'Bout to tuck in, 'bout to tuck in

Telling myself that it's cheating
But it's something else
Even though I'm satisfied
I lead my life within a lie

Holding onto feelings
I'm not used to feeling
'Cause, oh, they make me feel alive
When they tell you that you've got to stay the same

Even though you're not yourself
And you've got somebody else
When they tell you that you've got yourself to blame
Even though it's not your fault

But your heart just wants to know, know
Down the subway, you looked my way
With your girl gaze, with your girl gaze
That was the day everything changed

Now it's something else
Even though I'm satisfied
I lead my life within a lie
Holding onto feelings

I'm not used to feeling
'Cause, oh, they make me feel alive
So won't you? Will you be my cherry?
So come on, talk to me, talk to me

Will you, will you be mine?
I see you watching me, will you be mine baby?
Will I be your cherry?
So come on, talk to me, talk to me

Will you, will you be mine?
With one look you take me back to everything I used to be
When everyone was 17 with no ID, no ID
Love no one and love myself

It's not that us is guaranteed
'Cause inside I'm still the same me with no ID, no ID
Won't you be my cherry now?
Even though I'm satisfied

I lead my life within a lie
Holding onto feelings
I'm not used to feeling
'Cause, oh, they make me feel alive

Even though I'm satisfied
I lead my life within a lie
Holding onto feelings
I'm not used to feeling

'Cause, oh, they make me feel alive
So won't you? Will you be my cherry?
So come on, talk to me, talk to me
Will you, will you be mine?

I see you watching me, watching me
Will I be your cherry?
So come on, talk to me, talk to me
Will you, will you be mine?
I see you watching me, watching me



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KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270782
Reputation: 103591
Posts: 2792
Reasonopia
31.01.2024 16:49:25
KatieBoutique

The Ximboland School For The Performing Arts Presents:

Hamlet by William Shakeslay
Performed by The Miss-Bimbo's Men and starring Princess Pixie as Hamlet
"To serve, or not to serve, that is the question: / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to style / The prints and patterns of outrageous fashion / Or take arms against a sea of trends, / And by opposing end them: to die, to slay..."

Tonight at 12 Midnight at the Atheista Island Ampitheater
Sponsored by The New Diet Melon Soda and KSLA News Corp


31.01.2024 16:49:25
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190628
Reputation: 72635
Posts: 1956
Reasonopia
31.01.2024 23:23:19
bxdcherri

BREAKING NEWS
SweetAsNuts has put some shoes on!

31.01.2024 23:23:19

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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