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reivalentine
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Agnostica
27.01.2024 00:49:08
reivalentine

Dear Senator Katie Boutique, if you are the mysterious 4th campaigner, well played. I am enjoying the mysteriousness you do in the forums. The forums can be very scary and make me keep away from all of the drama but you always help to lighten the mood and I always look forward to your slay posts. Thank you so much. ♥️




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PlushKlavier
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Reasonopia
27.01.2024 14:41:40
PlushKlavier

***WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE XIMBOLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT***
***WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE XIMBOLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT***

Today's Slayyycast is being interrupted as concerning developments have happened in the recently reopened cold case on the murder of Cindy Bimbo. I'm your news Slayyycaster, Patrislaya, and I'm here in the studio with Deputy Plush to report on their findings. Deputy Plush, what is going on?

Well Patrislaya, it appears one of our detectives, Shertley Fuxs, has gone missing during his investigation on the murder of Cindy Bimbo. He's been obsessed with this case ever since the body was still warm. Several Ximbos who have seen and been with him the night before say that he was gathering information on Ximboland's plastic surgeon clinic owner Mr. Chops. Shertley Fuxs allegedly went to see the man himself the next morning but has since gone missing in action.

We have made these missing Ximbo posters and spread them throughout the republic so we can hopefully gather tips and leads on his whereabouts. If you see the detective or anything else suspicious please contact our police department immediately.

Thank you Deputy Plush. You have heard it here first on the Ximboland Slayyycast folks. If anyone knows anything about the disappearance of detective Shertley Fuxs please do not hesitate to contact the Ximboland police! Patrislaya tuning out.

27.01.2024 14:41:40

reivalentine
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Agnostica
27.01.2024 16:19:12
reivalentine

Red East Incorporated sends our cherry sweet support for Bxdcherri. ♥️


Good Night, Dear All. Already midnight for me. ♥️

Got to satisfy my real life husband and make our night be many red and sweet moments. ♥️

Special thanks to Dear Heydi for the idea and inspiration. ♥️

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KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
27.01.2024 23:24:12
KatieBoutique

Election Fatigue

Just think…next Wednesday a new leader will be appointed
and just 6 weeks later we get to start this process all over again.

we here like the 4 month rotation.
we are willing to put up with 3 months…eom

27.01.2024 23:24:12
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KirstyD8
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Freethinkerland
27.01.2024 23:59:11
KirstyD8

Don't forget SM election. The next PB election is the same time as SM election 1st April, unless they move SM election to March.

27.01.2024 23:59:11
Beautiful in my own way❤️  Hey creepy stalkers gang go away! {pronouns = Princess}
Honey Beee
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Secville
28.01.2024 01:37:56
Honey Beee

KSLA News Presents… Slayyy State News with Beee
Hello everyone and welcome back to Slayyy State News with Beee! Today we doing our last round of interviews with our Prime Ximbo candidates. Please welcome halobear8 to studio from the Ximboterian Party!

Beee: Welcome to KSLA halobear8! We wish you success on your Prime Ximbo run. May the best candidate win. We appreciate that you have taken time to chat with us.
Halo: Thank you so, so much for having me, I’m absolutely delighted to be here. It’s always a pleasure to be included in something so amazing.

Beee: Let’s get right into it. What made you want to run as Prime Ximbo and how long have you been thinking about running for the most prestigious position on this Internet Republic?
Halo: The very first thing that inspired me was Miss Bimbo’s “Ximboland democracy failures and how to address it,” thread. It called for a change in the way that Ximboland operates based on SM’s not being enticed to run for Prime Ximbo. Since that thread, we’ve seen a remarkable turnout of candidates. Additionally, now a certain group of Senators will be permitted to run for the position of Prime Ximbo. Between that thread and SweetAsNuts’ manifesto thread, people were coming in from all ranks to share what they thought needed to change in Ximboland and what needed to stay. I value the American government system and how we have multiple states that can all come together and decide what laws need to be applied to the country as a whole versus what laws the States can decide on. I want to be the caring candidate that people can vote for; someone who cares about everything that makes up our gorgeous Internet Republic, a title I don’t take for granted.

Beee: Great answer Halo! If you were to win, what would be the first thing you would do as Prime Ximbo and why?
Halo: The first thing I would do is open communication with State Ministers through the Ximboland private message function. Not every SM wants to use Discord whether it’s to avoid drama or because of a distrust of the platform itself so I want this line of communication open if a SM prefers that medium. Open communication will be the most important thing for my government.

Beee: Considering the importance of balance in leadership, how would you manage the delicate art of juggling the diverse opinions and needs of forum members while maintaining a slayful atmosphere?
Halo: I’ve spoken in my manifesto thread that I would require Fashion Police to do just that: manage the diverse opinions and needs of others to create a truly slayful atmosphere. I think definitive laws need to be introduced to ensure that everyone is treated fairly whether on the forum, in comments, or in debates.

Bee: Here at KSLA we became aware that you have been speaking about "forum trolls". What is your opinion on trolls and what do you think is the best way to deal with them?
Halo: People have been creating lies about me from the very beginning of my campaign. I’m not going around calling everyone who posts in my manifesto thread a troll, just the ones who spend their time lying on my name. Ultimately, the best way to handle trolls is to just ignore them. I wish I had been able to do that more during my campaign but I have done what I can while also upholding my reputation as a State Minister and as a content creator.

Beee: Moving onto the most important question of the night, what do you think about the word “slay”?
Halo: Oh, slay… The first time I ever heard that word would have to be back in the early days of Vine, and that’s what I still think about to this day. I love the inclusiveness of it, as well. You can be trashy, classy, elegant, clean, dirty, traditional, alternative, and still serve at a detrimental level. I love the multi-use of it and I love the way it burst into pop-culture so I’m fabulously understood whether I’m talking to my Gen X mom, my Millennial sister, or my Gen-Z friends.

Beee: We certainly love the word slay around here! Halo, is there anything else you would like to share with us?
Halo: I still believe the Ximboterian Party is going strong but at this point, anyone could win. That being said, I'd like to announce that the laws I’m working on, such as my doxxing protocol posted in my manifesto thread can be used by whoever wins Prime Ximbo this election or in the future. That’s all I have, thank you so much for having me on and granting me this opportunity to answer such slay questions!

That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee! Thanks, halobear8, for coming out and chatting with us about your candidacy! Check out halobear8's manifesto here for more details on their run.
Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA.


28.01.2024 01:37:56

KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Reasonopia
28.01.2024 01:57:14
KatieBoutique

Unbelievable work HoneyBee.  Interviews with all 3 candidates.  And now…

…here comes

…The Debate

28.01.2024 01:57:14
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reivalentine
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Agnostica
28.01.2024 01:58:33
reivalentine



Dear KatieBotique. sweet greetings. May you have a wonderful weekend and full rest from the fatigue. Thank you for also giving us the opportunity here to have lots of good fun here with whatever creative ways we can together. Please don't worry about anything and you have been doing lots of slay moments here in Ximboland, We all thank you and you deserve the recognition for being our truly slay Ximbo! ♥️


Dear HoneyBeee, thank you for doing the interviews too. It ain't easy being an interviewer with all the scheduling, preparations and finalization, but you did everything so sweetly and splendidly even with the super tight time constraint as February is ever closer.



Good luck to everyone. ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️



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Honey Beee
Level 212
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Posts: 2640
Secville
28.01.2024 02:06:13
Honey Beee

It has been a pleasure to get this opportunity and to be able to talk to all 3 candidates! I'm looking forward to next week :) 

28.01.2024 02:06:13

KatieBoutique
Level 266
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Reputation: 103565
Posts: 2788
Reasonopia
28.01.2024 02:07:16
KatieBoutique

The Debate is now Live, and runs til the moment the ballot pops up.
This is a free for all.  
Citizens…ask your questions, go get smashed at the 24 hour open bar, dance to the bands that are showing up, post memes and selfies with the candidates and your Fvck buddies, party, do art, do you.  Ready?  

Thank you candidates for making this the most celebrating, and exhausting, election prelude in Ximboland history!

The Doors are open!






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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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