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Cold Case: The Murder of Cindy Bimbo

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74
Created
15.01.2024
Author
Gemima1984
PlushKlavier
Level 135
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Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
23.01.2024 17:14:47
PlushKlavier


Mr. Chops... Of course... How could Shertley be so blind. All this time he has been looking at the wrong Ximbos for answers. How could he not suspect Mr. Chops whom Cindy Bimbo was a regular customer of? But who IS Mr. Chops? As other Ximbos have pointed out, no one has ever seen him before. Shertley needs to do some more, deeper research into finding out who this mysterious Ximbo is.

 

Shertley is going over the evidence and notes he has in his office... Maybe there is a lead in there somewhere about the mysterious Mr. Chops...

 

Nothing in his notes... Perhaps he can find something in the public archives...

 

What do the employees of Mr. Chops’ salon know? Maybe he can get some answers out of these Ximbos...

 

Going back to the scene of the crime... Any evidence that may have been there would be long gone already, but maybe there is something Shertley overlooked...

 

Rumors are going around that one of the regulars at the gym may be related somehow...

 

All this running around has made Shertley quite tired... Time for a coffee break...

 

Shertley heard that perhaps Mr. Chops might be working together with the Ximbos at the University Laboratory to run some experiments... What could it be that they're doing?

 

The regulars at the club are also regulars of Mr. Chops, perhaps they're willing to relay some info to Shertley about who this Ximbo is...

 

...! Well this got quite out of hand and embarrassing real fast... Shertley knew he shouldn't have accepted those drinks... The situation has escalated, but if the Ximbos insist...

 

After recovering from last night and politely sending the Ximbos who stayed with him home, it's time to really get to the bottom of this... It's time to pay a visit to the one place where Mr. Chops presumably resides... His very own plastic surgery clinic... Will Shertley find his answers? Or will he leave with more questions than he started with? If he even gets to leave...


23.01.2024 17:14:47

c0c0 nVt
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Freethinkerland
24.01.2024 04:21:12
c0c0 nVt

hiiiiiiiiii

24.01.2024 04:21:12
Iowa
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Reasonopia
24.01.2024 17:17:01
Iowa

ma'am this is an active crime scene please step away

24.01.2024 17:17:01
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
PlushKlavier
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Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
Heydi
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Posts: 2732
Atheista
27.01.2024 15:26:04
Heydi


"I can't keep putting this off, leaving it any longer" Detective heydi scolded herself, she had been procrustinating working on the case ever since her meeting with Rei. The meeting was useful, she had learnt so much. What did Cindy know? Was someone trying to keep her silent? But what she couldn't force to leave her mind after that meeting, aside from rei's alluring and iconic red lipstick and hostess abilities. Was the reminder that there used to be more to her life. Her love for making, baking, and cooking. With a sigh she picked up the local news paper.

MISSING! it was all to much, and to make matters worse, the picture she had forgotten about fell from her side table to next to her feet.

It was all too much. Could she have prevented such a horrible development if she had acted sooner??
Lost on if she could do anything, she sent a scan of the photo to every detective she knew. No matter what the consequences, everyone needed to see this in her eyes.


27.01.2024 15:26:04
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ganna
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Secville
27.01.2024 21:22:39
ganna

ganna

27.01.2024 21:22:39
KatieBoutique
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Reasonopia
27.01.2024 23:16:50
KatieBoutique

Things are starting to get really weird around here…people are “disappearing” all over the place.
I bet it has something to do with this very bizarre election thing…

27.01.2024 23:16:50

Iowa
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Reasonopia
27.01.2024 23:28:56
Iowa

ganna wrote:
ganna
CINDY? IS THAT YOU? HOW ARE YOUR EYELASHES STAYING ON IF YOU HAVE NO FACE

27.01.2024 23:28:56
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
klaudiusia2910
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Freethinkerland
30.01.2024 19:11:18
klaudiusia2910

Guys, I'm scared. People are missing and I'm almost certain that someone has been following me since I shared my observations with you. I wanted to check out Backstreet Alley again, but I'm too afraid of that creepy dude in a coat. So I'm sitting in the library looking through old chronicles and some old crime scene photos. Maybe I'll find a clue there.

30.01.2024 19:11:18
reivalentine
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Posts: 758
Agnostica
31.01.2024 15:20:36
reivalentine


As you enter the library, a hooded feminine figure follows behind. Her seductive giggles from her red lips being like cold steel daggers to your spine.

"Sweet greetings, Dear Ximbo. Oh my! Why the late exploration during this very night before the Elections?"

As you hear her high pitched whisper which seem like glass, your nose catches the sweet floral scent, the soft warmth of her chest upon your back and the silk red robes wrap around you from behind.

"You do know it is already closing hours in this divine library. Why are you here?"

Her long red hair brushes upon your cheek, your body shuddering as her long nails rest upon your luxury brand and expensive full black outfit, exploring the fine threads of your stealthy outfit.

You thought that wearing all black would help you merge with the darkness and be hidden in its safety.

Yet the full moon in the darkest night, reflecting the brightest star in the sky, the sun even at this late hour of the witch.

As if by magic, your body could not move. You try to shake your body free and even wiggle your fingers as well as toes.

Yet it seems like strands of fine silk red hair of various shades and lengths are bound to every part of your body, stringing you like a puppet.

"Oh dear! Oh my! Is something the matter, Dear Ximbo?"

She smiles slyly with a giggle, a path of red colored candles suddenly a lit.

As your eyes get filled by the light, you see the hundreds of robed figures.

Each of them of different colors, materials and other varieties.

Some of them look human yet they are from different eras of time, as if themes of various years, from past, present and future.

Some of them seeming to be even magical, inhuman, from insects, divine beings, celestial animals and many more beyond your mind.

It made you felt like going upon your knees and worship them. Each being spoke their own language, seeming not like gibberish.

Instead, sounding like chants, which bring both blessings and joys to all the lands as well as their citizens and senators.

Yet there were also the wails of horror and hurt, which causes the halls to echo with distraught and pain.

Look up upon the horizon, you could see many hour glasses, each filled with different materials.

The first being gold coins, the second being diamonds, the third being Bimbo Dollar Bills.

The fourth seemed different, one with the ancient symbols of P, X, F and lastly C.

Surrounding this fourth hour glass are hundreds of rows of Ximbos, all frozen in time and space.

From the years of 2000s to even now, with the top Ximbos and Himbos dressing their best to fit the Chosen Theme.

Without warning, the Red Witch breaks into a mad laughter and pulls you down the rabbit hell hole.

Levels upon levels, you continue to plummet pass the 3 Pillars of Arenas around you.

The 3 Different Arenas being inscribed as Duels , Debates and Fights.

Ximbos, Himbos and more of many various beliefs and differences participating in battle of wits and style.

A free for all in The Debates and Fights, the victor dependent on getting the most votes from the crowd in the many lands of XL.

Some preferring to climb up the ranks in Duels with their stats, trying their luck in the circle of deadly numbers.

The Red Witch continues to giggle at you, teasing you to experience the risks and rewards of all these battles in The Arenas.

Yet a certain Angel of Reputation and Helper threads you away to safety, bringing you away from the mischief of The Red Witch.

"Awww, oh well then," pouts the Red Witch as you manage to be safe, for now. 

"But thread carefully, Dear Ximbo. The Labyrinth of The Forum can be confusing and full of pleasures as well as dangers."

The Red Witch smiles, her lips being ever red and sweet. ♥️

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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