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Ximboland Clock

A debate on gender in the context of Bimbos and Ximboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
277
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
25.03.2024 02:56:33
torrenoia

fr if you want to be a man you can just transition alexstrasza sorry i mean butthole i mean butterfly its okay even you can do it :)

25.03.2024 02:56:33
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 02:59:42
ButterfIy

LOOOOOL I’m so jealous of a woman who has to pay to pump herself full of the hormones my body produces, a penis that my body naturally has and a brain that she obviously wasn’t born with. I’ll say it slowly so you can understand: no biological male would die to be a transsexual male. You want, crave and need the life and body that I have, which you’ll never get. You will spend the rest of your (likely) short and miserable life waking up and looking down at your tits wishing they weren’t there. You will also look at your bushy vagina and wish it was a penis; even when you scam an insurance company into paying for your penis instalment, you’ll wish it looked anything but unsightly and revolting. You’ll spend the rest of your life peddling through Grindr thinking the self-loathing, sub-standard men who pity fuck you are gay men, when in reality they are straight with no eyes, ears or standards.

Again: you’ll never have what I have and your female body will always be there to remind you that, at the end of the day, no matter how many lbs of your chest you shave off, you’ll always be a woman with too much visceral fat around her brain. But sure, flatter yourself into thinking you’re anything but a laughing stock for 99% of the sane world to gawp and giggle at!

25.03.2024 02:59:42
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:07:11
Iowa

yeah you fucking are jealous obviously, why else would you be writing fanfiction about me and the sex i have? you're literally obsessed with me. the jig is up butt. your bff fucked up. you're a liar and you have a pathological obsession with transsexuality. you pretend to be a british-indian-japanese-jewish-muslim gay Biological Man (TM) (TM) (TM) so you can put the thing you desire carnally in a position beneath you. just transition already and stop dragging the rest of us into your psychosexual problems jfc

25.03.2024 03:07:11
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
25.03.2024 03:10:20
torrenoia

whomp whomp

25.03.2024 03:10:20
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
25.03.2024 03:11:48
AuntieLice

Yes, what a brilliant idea Iona. Let's all start mutilating our bodies so we can have an easier time catching STDs and letting mentally ill obese men choke us till we pass out. Everyone is so desperate to be a she-"man" instead of a real man. We were all waiting for your advice on this matter, thank you for sharing it wth us!

25.03.2024 03:11:48
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 03:12:38
ButterfIy

You forgot that I’m also black and hispanic. Oh my g-d, the discrimination is disgusting!

25.03.2024 03:12:38
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
25.03.2024 03:14:01
AuntieLice

I mean she's openly homophobic and thinks that she has the right to call herself a gay man while having a vagina and being heteroSEXual so I'm not surprised she hates other minorities as well. Iona do better and apologize to all the minorities you have offended with your disgusting words.

25.03.2024 03:14:01
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 03:15:38
ButterfIy

It’s sick isn’t it? I almost threw up thinking about her top surgery scars.

Did they leave your nipples on or did you have those removed? 

25.03.2024 03:15:38
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:16:11
Iowa

you can't even defend yourself lol you know you fucked up


25.03.2024 03:16:11
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:16:44
Iowa

ButterfIy wrote:
It’s sick isn’t it? I almost threw up thinking about her top surgery scars.

Did they leave your nipples on or did you have those removed? 
why, asking for personal reference?

25.03.2024 03:16:44
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game

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