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Ximboland Clock

A debate on gender in the context of Bimbos and Ximboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
277
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 04:06:22
ButterfIy

You mean me taking the piss out of your top surgery? It was a very, very detailed enquiry indeed. I suppose when you’re indoctrinated to think “TrAnS iS BeAuTiFuL” the harsh reality in which the opposite holds true is extremely painful to accept. I assume that’s the root cause of your delusional fantasies; an unsuccessful coping mechanism in which the people laughing at you for being a lab rat for years secretly desire to be identical to you. You don’t even want to be you, why would anyone else?

25.03.2024 04:06:22
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:11:40
Iowa

"why would anyone want to be you" -person who has literally done research about my sex life

25.03.2024 04:11:40
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
25.03.2024 04:12:51
AuntieLice

As a transsexual, it's only natural that your existence is dedicated to looking for validation since your identity doesn't exist if everyone doesn't play pretend with you, but considering you are the self-proclaimed Queen of Grindr, I trust that you are aware of the fact that the official description of the app is: "The world's leading social networking app for gay, bi, trans and q***r people". I hope this puts things into perspective as it explains why heterosexual women and heterosexual men looking for women to be the victims of their domestic abuse are on there. Unfortunately, a penis penetrating a vagina will never be gay sex, especially not when it results with vaginal discharge, but I am interested to hear more about your genitals (especially if it's a unique case like with Dean having both of them), so please keep it coming!

25.03.2024 04:12:51
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:12:58
Iowa

"you don't even want to be you" -person who has pretended to be a gay man of every ethnicity and religion under the sun for like 3 years

25.03.2024 04:12:58
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 04:15:30
ButterfIy

Yes, extremely in-depth and strenuous research that involved clicking on your reddit account. Pretty similar to what you did to Miss Mercury, if I’m not mistaken. Funny how that works, isn’t it? Taking the piss out of her for liking throat bulges only to have the piss taken out of you for your inability to wash your vagina properly.

25.03.2024 04:15:30
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:16:17
Iowa

AuntieLice wrote:
As a transsexual, it's only natural that your existence is dedicated to looking for validation since your identity doesn't exist if everyone doesn't play pretend with you, but considering you are the self-proclaimed Queen of Grindr, I trust that you are aware of the fact that the official description of the app is: "The world's leading social networking app for gay, bi, trans and q***r people". I hope this puts things into perspective as it explains why heterosexual women and heterosexual men looking for women to be the victims of their domestic abuse are on there. Unfortunately, a penis penetrating a vagina will never be gay sex, especially not when it results with vaginal discharge, but I am interested to hear more about your genitals (especially if it's a unique case like with Dean having both of them), so please keep it coming!
did it really take you 20 minutes to come up with that you fucking moron

i've fucked other trans men, i've fucked enbies, i've fucked fems. i've gotten more dick and pussy than either of you ever will because you're too busy staying up until 5 am UK time on a weekend playing with your alt accounts on bimbylands

25.03.2024 04:16:17
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 04:18:30
ButterfIy

“Every religion under the sun” meaning Jewish and Muslim? “Every ethnicity” meaning Indian and Japanese? The fact your head is so far underwater, being dragged left right and centre, that your last resort is to claim that those things are akin to permanently mutilating and disfiguring your body, changing your legal gender and changing your name is cracking me up.

25.03.2024 04:18:30
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:19:13
Iowa

ButterfIy wrote:
Yes, extremely in-depth and strenuous research that involved clicking on your reddit account. Pretty similar to what you did to Miss Mercury, if I’m not mistaken. Funny how that works, isn’t it? Taking the piss out of her for liking throat bulges only to have the piss taken out of you for your inability to wash your vagina properly.
"i'm not obsessed with you COPIUM i just found your reddit account COPIUM that you don't link on here COPIUM and read through all your posts COPIUM and remember the details of exchanges you had on reddit a year and a half ago COPIUM"

25.03.2024 04:19:13
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270675
Reputation: 32280
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:24:36
Iowa

ButterfIy wrote:
“Every religion under the sun” meaning Jewish and Muslim? “Every ethnicity” meaning Indian and Japanese? The fact your head is so far underwater, being dragged left right and centre, that your last resort is to claim that those things are akin to permanently mutilating and disfiguring your body, changing your legal gender and changing your name is cracking me up.
no, i'm not saying they're the same. i'm saying i'm better than you in every way. you're a white woman who has pretended to be a religious minority gay man of color so you could win fights on the internet republic of goddamn ximboland with trans people you are obsessed with following around trying to get in their pants. even if i'm being something i'm not at least i've committed to the bit, you can't even decide what ethnicity you are and your bff/alter ego/imaginary friend is too stupid to remember to get the pronouns right.

25.03.2024 04:24:36
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
25.03.2024 04:24:49
ButterfIy

Oh, it was so hard to figure out your reddit account when somebody told us who it was. It was also even more hilarious considering it was one of your friends! I know the trans mind struggles to hold more than one piece of information at a time, but normal people can typically remember when somebody says something so pathetic, embarrassing and ridiculous that you laughed over it for hours.

Funny though, you seem to remember every single exchange I had about my identity, ethnicity and sexuality spanning 3 years. Maybe stop worrying about me and get a job, then you’d be able to buy a senator subscription and disappoint your parents by expediting your sex change.

EDIT: “I’ve fucked…” no you haven’t, you have a pussy. Also using the time of day as an insult is just… laughable. We do understand, however, that a curfew is expected when you’re still leeching off of your loser parents who are paying for a bullshit degree that won’t get you a job because you’ll either a) fail it, or b) not survive the month after you graduate. Hope this clears things up for you!

25.03.2024 04:24:49
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

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Bimbo City

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