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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
23.10.2023 06:35:10
halobear8

I make this specialty toast called "scowl toast". Base is either a toasted strawberry/blueberry bagel or french toast bread. Spread is either peanut butter, jelly, nutella, or marshmallow fluff. Then sprinkles. Super healthy and nutritious. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out.

The person below me had a vsco girl/boy phase.


23.10.2023 06:35:10
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
lana del rage
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 84046
Reputation: 38118
Posts: 164
Atheista
23.10.2023 16:50:27
lana del rage

omg I tried to but at the time I was way too old and lazy for that lmao 

the person below me is an early bird but has a hard time going to bed at a reasonable time

23.10.2023 16:50:27
bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8438
Reputation: 10840
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
29.10.2023 08:42:05
bimbooncrack

i used to wake at 5 everyday but after going out at night and returning home at average 3am it just wasnt doable anymore lol 

the person below me isnt hetero

29.10.2023 08:42:05

ᵇⁱᵐᵇᵒᵒⁿ ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა


sluttygirl123
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65859
Reputation: 32552
Posts: 1013
Freethinkerland
06.11.2023 17:28:55
sluttygirl123

howd u know ?!

person below me doesn't have games on their phone

06.11.2023 17:28:55


bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8438
Reputation: 10840
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
07.11.2023 08:21:20
bimbooncrack

no i do not lollll i only play ximboland 

the person below me isnt a virgin 

07.11.2023 08:21:20

ᵇⁱᵐᵇᵒᵒⁿ ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა


Soobin
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596373
Reputation: 169877
Posts: 1470
Freethinkerland
14.03.2024 00:00:13
Soobin

True true

The person below me is a dog person

14.03.2024 00:00:13

bxidisks
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7742
Reputation: 5607
Posts: 114
Reasonopia
10.06.2024 03:13:10
bxidisks

yes kinda
The person below me doesn´t like avocadoes

10.06.2024 03:13:10

SilentlyScreaming
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63980
Reputation: 49711
Posts: 7182
Freethinkerland
18.09.2024 16:22:44
SilentlyScreaming

Hell Yeah

The person below me hasn't rode a bike in years.

18.09.2024 16:22:44
  








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Show Me Your Cosplays! <3

You can find me and my The Walking Dead: Michonne headband in forum
Bimbo Look Alike In Real World

Join the forum
(wit/games)
Coffee VS Tea
and assist in the
VICTORY of Coffee!
Coffee Lovers UNITE! 


Fight Me ♡
Debate Me ☆

Block me if you will, Alt Accounts are legal.
It's nothing personal. 'Don't Vote For Me I'm Helping' Signs remember vote 5:4 ♡☆
-Sammy-

Favorites List:

1) Reivalentine             16) Justicee
2) KatieBoutique         17) Kandi_Bardot 
3) Parker123                 18) Riyaa13
4Shihaya                     19) Cain_asagal
5) Cunning Luiguist   20) GraveyyDream 
6) Mandaryna              21) Laura_Cat_Again
7) Missmarx                 22) LoveSoldier 
8) Bimbo Pimp            23) PiercedPossum 
9) Sandy1997               24) Shine_Bren
10 GuGuMuMu              25) Dande
11) Melpomene   26) TheTimotheeChalagay
12) Amalthea                27) Stickernator
13) Most Fuckable        28) Deoag   
14) Baby Ditz                29) Prinzessin Sisi
15) Porcelain                30) Sandi_Lut

Don't Like The Screamy List :(
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
kojar
viscerae
Alexa Pro
Heartworm

Who Blocked Me:

SpiffyFunPants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
kojar Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Alexa Pro
Daisydear

Who else again?

Chronic LEFT Voters:
SpiffyFunPants

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
To Be Determined


Vote NO Daphnee_Mino! Quack Quack!






Zu_The_Zombie
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19068
Reputation: 10046
Posts: 340
Agnostica
19.09.2024 13:49:57
Zu_The_Zombie

Not true! i ride my bike every day :)

The person below me loves shopping 

19.09.2024 13:49:57
SilentlyScreaming
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63980
Reputation: 49711
Posts: 7182
Freethinkerland
19.09.2024 13:55:50
SilentlyScreaming

YES.

The person under me prefers roller skates rather than roller blades.

19.09.2024 13:55:50
  








Check out my Ximbo Cosplays in forum
Show Me Your Cosplays! <3

You can find me and my The Walking Dead: Michonne headband in forum
Bimbo Look Alike In Real World

Join the forum
(wit/games)
Coffee VS Tea
and assist in the
VICTORY of Coffee!
Coffee Lovers UNITE! 


Fight Me ♡
Debate Me ☆

Block me if you will, Alt Accounts are legal.
It's nothing personal. 'Don't Vote For Me I'm Helping' Signs remember vote 5:4 ♡☆
-Sammy-

Favorites List:

1) Reivalentine             16) Justicee
2) KatieBoutique         17) Kandi_Bardot 
3) Parker123                 18) Riyaa13
4Shihaya                     19) Cain_asagal
5) Cunning Luiguist   20) GraveyyDream 
6) Mandaryna              21) Laura_Cat_Again
7) Missmarx                 22) LoveSoldier 
8) Bimbo Pimp            23) PiercedPossum 
9) Sandy1997               24) Shine_Bren
10 GuGuMuMu              25) Dande
11) Melpomene   26) TheTimotheeChalagay
12) Amalthea                27) Stickernator
13) Most Fuckable        28) Deoag   
14) Baby Ditz                29) Prinzessin Sisi
15) Porcelain                30) Sandi_Lut

Don't Like The Screamy List :(
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
kojar
viscerae
Alexa Pro
Heartworm

Who Blocked Me:

SpiffyFunPants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
kojar Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Alexa Pro
Daisydear

Who else again?

Chronic LEFT Voters:
SpiffyFunPants

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
To Be Determined


Vote NO Daphnee_Mino! Quack Quack!






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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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