Atheista Cafe

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Created
05.04.2019
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Starbuck
Citizen

Level 19
Sex Appeal 5017
Reputation 3142
Posts 14
Atheista
28.02.2020 05:55:34
Sisera but with activated almonds

anyone else think about the average penis/boob size thing when you sign up for states... i thought that it like, wouldve played a bigger role when i signed up for this site. can you imagine giving someone a reaction and the site says "your titties have grown 2 mm larger"

28.02.2020 05:55:34

Citizen

Level 46
Sex Appeal 74495
Reputation 33941
Posts 715
Reasonopia
03.03.2020 18:03:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Can I take this moment to appreciate the Atheista spirit?

Of acceptance and intellect and empathy, and most of all style!

True style is following your own aesthetic without letting the world around you tell you what is beautiful, because beauty is subjective, and my Atheistans. You're all smart enough to know that.

Gay rights! Comrades! <3

A wonderful Atheistan I have come to know who I think embodies this spirit well is Torrenoia!

Come appreciate your favourite communists in this trying times! :3

03.03.2020 18:03:03
They/Them 
Legal Alien

Level 18
Sex Appeal 4855
Reputation 3862
Posts 2
Atheista
05.03.2020 18:55:20
Liqouid

Hi everyone! I'm Liqouid (pronounced liquid), just my usual online name xD My bimbo is a glamorous redhead filled with sass! In real life, I am a gamer, who plays alot of Sims, Skyrim, Minecraft ect. I love to meet new people and looking at all the other bimbos' creativity! I used to be at the old bimbo site and I'm surprised at how much it has changed! :o 

05.03.2020 18:55:20
Citizen

Level 19
Sex Appeal 5483
Reputation 4697
Posts 15
Atheista
09.03.2020 19:45:17
pinkglittergirl

hi everyone I just joined but atheista is definitely the best! communism rulezzz

09.03.2020 19:45:17
lesbian rights!
Citizen

Level 46
Sex Appeal 74495
Reputation 33941
Posts 715
Reasonopia
10.03.2020 05:24:57
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Welcome, welcome! I highly recommend you join the SeCrEt ReVoLuTiOn (pls keep it hush hush) the queers and communists and aliens are gonna overthrow Bimbolands just you watch. But it's a secret, I'm like, super serial about that.

10.03.2020 05:24:57
They/Them 
Legal Alien

Level 15
Sex Appeal 2740
Reputation 2269
Posts 2
Atheista
15.03.2020 18:34:42
littlepussypearl

ngl since joining this site i feel like all social media is lame. except instagram and maybe twitter. maybe tumblr. anyways, i have high hopes for the future of this website in becoming the next biggest thing to happen on the internet. i am having so much fun and cant wait to make friends with all of u <3

15.03.2020 18:34:42
xoxo, little pussy pearl   
Citizen

Level 54
Sex Appeal 120206
Reputation 46497
Posts 1035
Atheista
15.03.2020 20:45:23
Saphyre

Hi everyone! I was just going to say that I'm angry because I saved dollars for a long time and spent it in a while putting together a single look (music). Regards!

15.03.2020 20:45:23
Nothing.
Citizen

Level 70
Sex Appeal 272109
Reputation 40171
Posts 1181
Atheista
18.03.2020 06:34:30
torrenoia

hello people of athiesta! i just wanted to give you all a heads up that i will be running for your state minister this upcoming election on april first, please take some time to check my electoral program on my profile if you can!

18.03.2020 06:34:30
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Citizen

Level 46
Sex Appeal 74495
Reputation 33941
Posts 715
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 09:56:57
AlienPrinceFromVenus

torrenoia wrote:
hello people of athiesta! i just wanted to give you all a heads up that i will be running for your state minister this upcoming election on april first, please take some time to check my electoral program on my profile if you can!
I'm excited! Even though sms have little power I think to some extent a good sm will be able to help in moving things along, if they keep talking about an issue that needs to be fixed (like the fricking boobjob asddghkl). Like, surely eventually the powers that be will just get annoyed at being told the same thing over and over, and try to fix it just to make it stop?

But if not, well. At least we'll get fresh contests!

18.03.2020 09:56:57
They/Them 
Citizen

Level 70
Sex Appeal 272109
Reputation 40171
Posts 1181
Atheista
18.03.2020 11:02:57
torrenoia

when i become state minister i promise to increase the average penis size here in athiesta, sadly i believe we were given the smallest. i will change that

jk but really check out my program! i have a lot of ideas in mind that id love to share, love you all! 

18.03.2020 11:02:57
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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