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05.04.2019
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lavender honey
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11546
Reputation: 6476
Posts: 23
Atheista
12.05.2023 02:42:00
lavender honey

OH yeah I'm okay I forgot that towing can also apply to like, accidents and shit. I just parked overnight at a friend's house and didn't realize there was Visitor Parking™ so they towed it, and between that and all the other drama we had to deal with (like being sent to the wrong location, riding with my friends who were blasting music to cope with the $500 vet bill they had to pay today and I was already carsick and overwhelmed, etc) we had a 5 hour adventure /neg

but yeah I'm home n chilling now so it's fine! besties I'm SOOOOOOO normal

12.05.2023 02:42:00

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
12.05.2023 02:54:24
Heydi

God that sounds like a horrible stress mess you had to deal with :(.
I'm glad youre able to chill at your home now, hopefully you get to enjoy a nice weekend, balance things.

12.05.2023 02:54:24
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lavender honey
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11546
Reputation: 6476
Posts: 23
Atheista
12.05.2023 08:17:48
lavender honey

thanks love!!! (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ it was funny bc we got to the address that the office gave us and they were like "ah. you actually gotta go here" so it took over an hour to finally get to the car and then the office I had to sign paperwork in was surreal, like. a tiny cube, counter at chest height, furniture painted in ominous unpleasant grey. very funny

12.05.2023 08:17:48

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
12.05.2023 09:15:14
Heydi

i am not a fan of the whole grey design thing, thats like the worst part of this for me kabdkdn. 

12.05.2023 09:15:14
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
16.05.2023 01:37:19
Queerla

I hung out with my partner and we cooked, like, pounds and pounds of veggies and various proteins for the work week/so the sweet potatoes wouldn't go bad lol which is great but wore us out yesterday! I had to decompress from work which is currently--stressful for other-people's-ableism reasons--but I managed to like wander around the neighborhood a little, do some furious rage-cleaning, do some laundry, do meal prep which is sometimes too hard to manage, etc etc in a way that has me feeling way better today than last week. How's everybody's Monday going so far?

16.05.2023 01:37:19
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audrey_lynn
Level 173
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 4105802
Reputation: 129284
Posts: 1487
Atheista
16.05.2023 04:02:23
audrey_lynn

Queerla, that sucks to hear about your work :( but omg it sounds like you've had a super productive Monday! My Monday consisted of going to work, getting Starbucks on the way home, and catching up on some school work.  Not too exciting but not a bad day either :)

16.05.2023 04:02:23

dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668109
Reputation: 32440
Posts: 282
Atheista
17.05.2023 19:39:18
dickbug

i have a journalism class final i do not want to work on but it's due tommorow. end me now

17.05.2023 19:39:18
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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
27.05.2023 06:46:34
Queerla

Opinions from fellow fish gangsters?
Jellyfish monster or neon mermaid?
Queerla Queerla

27.05.2023 06:46:34
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dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668109
Reputation: 32440
Posts: 282
Atheista
27.05.2023 06:52:45
dickbug

oh my god the jellyfish monster is so cool but neon mermaid for sure. it's a no brainer

27.05.2023 06:52:45
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Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
27.05.2023 07:59:04
Heydi

I love the jellyfish, super creative. but i havent seen anyone do the mermaid look like that so it wins for me

27.05.2023 07:59:04
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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