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Bed, Wed, Behead

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39
Created
13.05.2021
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43158
Reputation: 27574
Posts: 130
Atheista
13.05.2021 15:51:09
NocturnaHalliwell

Hi, so let's play Bed, Wed, Behead.
It's basically Fuck, Marry, Kill, but if you do not know what it is about it's basically this - you get 3 names and you choose who you would fuck, who you would marry and who you would kill.

I'm gonna start.
Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Selina Kyle

13.05.2021 15:51:09
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Opheliac
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23945
Reputation: 13879
Posts: 496
Atheista
19.11.2021 03:58:25
Opheliac

Okay !
Bed: Harley Quinn
Wed: Poison Ivy
Behead: Selina Kyle

How about...
Misa Amane, Light Yagami, L Lawliet

19.11.2021 03:58:25
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧


Arson951730
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9745
Reputation: 6572
Posts: 171
Atheista
19.07.2022 05:37:09
Arson951730

Bed: Misa
Wed: L
Behead: Light

 leatherface, pyramid head, candyman



19.07.2022 05:37:09
Goblynne_xoxo
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2014
Reputation: 1841
Posts: 23
Secville
20.07.2022 01:02:55
Goblynne_xoxo

Bed: candyman
Wed: pyramid head
Behead: leatherface

Alecks, James, Brett (from cowchop!)

20.07.2022 01:02:55
paranoid_android
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14813
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 145
Antitheocra
21.07.2022 03:05:28
paranoid_android

never heard of cowchop so i googled them and im going off appearance
bed: brett
wed: james
behead: alecks 

aaannd christian bale, trent reznor, and tim curry as frank n furter

21.07.2022 03:05:28

mealworm
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116972
Reputation: 61087
Posts: 1175
Atheista
23.07.2022 16:33:05
mealworm

bed frank n furter, wed mr reznor, and behead christian bale

amy shumer, joe rogan, and james cordan (wanted to make this one hard)

23.07.2022 16:33:05
spiders in my hair and guns on my mind
spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 757085
Reputation: 121989
Posts: 1108
Atheista
23.09.2022 15:59:27
spacesignal

i feel physically ill
bed joe rogan, marry amy schumer, behead james jorden

mr bean, pete davidson, nick cage

23.09.2022 15:59:27
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
safir_bordeau
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4971
Reputation: 3571
Posts: 62
Atheista
23.09.2022 18:12:09
safir_bordeau

Bed nick cage, wed mr bean and behead pete davidson

Moto-moto, Kowalski (penguins of madagascar), king julian

23.09.2022 18:12:09
Pixel Love GIF
spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 757085
Reputation: 121989
Posts: 1108
Atheista
24.09.2022 05:09:40
spacesignal

based

bed moto-moto, marry kowalski, behead king julian

miley cyrus, amanda bynes, selena gomez

24.09.2022 05:09:40
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
Riley Rabbit
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31750
Reputation: 21113
Posts: 290
Atheista
26.09.2022 09:20:38
Riley Rabbit

Bed Miley Cyrus
Behead Amanda Bynes
Wed Selena Gomez

Archie, Betty, Veronica

26.09.2022 09:20:38

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