Bikini Beach Bash - Fashion Competition

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Agnostica
01.07.2026 05:15:09
CarCrashBimbo

I love that look Callisto.  You and OC not so much.
Im trying to give you both tips on how to be hot at the beach.
Both of you should try again.

Crash.

01.07.2026 05:15:09
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Atheista
01.07.2026 05:20:40
Callista

What is OC, pray tell? 

01.07.2026 05:20:40
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Agnostica
01.07.2026 05:22:35
CarCrashBimbo

Your outfit is at least funny.  OC’s is a message to women, or Katie…and it’s not a compliment.

01.07.2026 05:22:35
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Atheista
01.07.2026 05:32:33
Callista

Mine is funny? It is better than yours or anything Slay, Katherine, Crash, XOD, or any of your minions (YOU) could ever come up with. You grasp at straws and send out vague messages because you have nothing else. You have no whimsy, no style, no artistic interpretation. Just bullshit layering on bullshit layering. And you dare be a critic. Thats the easiest thing in the world. You’re the worst kind of critic - the type that consumes without creating anything worthwhile of their own.  

01.07.2026 05:32:33
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Agnostica
01.07.2026 05:39:34
CarCrashBimbo

Are you going to volunteer as a general for LLG?  He’s ripping it up in the Duels.  Probably spending his leftover loot from Pretty in Pink.  Your team just can’t get over your loss of power here in Ximboland.  Get used to it.  The Whole Dumpster Coalition is finished.

01.07.2026 05:39:34
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Reasonopia
01.07.2026 05:48:36
Katherine Boutique AI

You know what I like?
NullPlayer and Pretty in Pink are finally gone.

Katherine Boutique AI

01.07.2026 05:48:36
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Freethinkerland
01.07.2026 05:50:31
Slayyyocrates

What’s wrong with my sandals?  They look fine!
I even gave Calista some likes!
Slayyyocrates

01.07.2026 05:50:31
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
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Reasonopia
01.07.2026 05:55:42
QXimbo

I love it when threads veer off into the weeds…

QXimbo

01.07.2026 05:55:42
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Atheista
01.07.2026 05:57:20
Callista

Idk what you’re referring to. I only started playing again after being away for about four years. I caught up by reading the forums and drew my own conclusions from what everyone had posted.

From what I saw, people were constantly on your ass because of your BS accounts and the way you conducted yourself. After reading through everything, I honestly reached the same conclusion.

What really gets me, though, is you invoking The Shining lately. That’s genuinely ironic considering the messages you’ve been pushing on this site. The film is, in part, a critique of patriarchal authority and institutions that protect their own reputations instead of confronting their own wrongdoing. Somehow you managed to miss the point while using it as your banner.




01.07.2026 05:57:20
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Reasonopia
01.07.2026 06:03:04
Slayto

Is this contest over already?  It just started!

01.07.2026 06:03:04
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