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Congrats Donald Trump!!

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06.11.2024
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grim
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Atheista
09.11.2024 20:21:17
grim

i never expected to see a trumpie on this site of all places ijbol

09.11.2024 20:21:17
Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
09.11.2024 21:01:24
Bimbo Pimp

A Trumpie? Oh my gosh, Trump Daddy! America is totally gonna be safe and sound again, and our economy is gonna sparkle! I just wanna give a big shout-out to all the fab Brits who showed their love for Trump. Loving America is like loving freedom—there’s just no place in the whole wide world like the U.S.! Trump is here to protect our freedom of speech AND MAH GUNS!! 'Merica!! 

09.11.2024 21:01:24
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QXimbo
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Antitheocra
09.11.2024 21:20:54
QXimbo

grim wrote: (original post HERE)
i never expected to see a trumpie on this site of all places ijbol
No one does…but about 1/3 of Ximboland is conservative, one third moderate, and the rest…well…erm…

09.11.2024 21:20:54
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Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
09.11.2024 21:35:12
Bimbo Pimp

Oh my gosh, that's totally right, QXimbo! Like, the quiet majority in America is actually made up of these conservative or moderate folks who kinda feel left out when all the loud progressive activists are chatting away. It’s like, they might not wanna share their thoughts because they're worried about getting a backlash, or maybe they just can't deal with confrontations, or they feel like outnumbered in certain places like here in Ximboland! Isn’t that just super interesting? Like, wow!

09.11.2024 21:35:12
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QXimbo
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Posts: 84
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 21:56:30
QXimbo

Pendulums and Boomerangs 

BACK AND FORTH AND
TO AND FRO THE HEAVY
PEN DU LUM JUST HOE’D US!

BOOMER ANG US
SAILS BACK TOWARDS US
CARING NOT WHAT PART
IT SLAYS

BUNNYS BURROW BACK BELOW
WHILE BIRDIES HIGH TAIL (it)
TO THE SNOW

GOOD LORD!  THOSE TRUMPIES
HERE THEY COME!
THE BOOMERANGS!
THE PENDULUM!

HIDE THE KITTIES!
HIDE THE HOES!
LOCK THE DOORS TIL
THIS STORM BLOWS!

09.11.2024 21:56:30
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Dean Winchester
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Atheista
09.11.2024 22:02:20
Dean Winchester

I’ve got one thing to say and it’s this. America is built on stolen land and native blood. I support land back initiatives. 

To learn more here’s a link
https://ndncollective.org/land-back/

09.11.2024 22:02:20
Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
09.11.2024 22:25:21
Bimbo Pimp

Okay, so like, let’s think about this for a sec. It's just kind of wild how people keep going on and on about the U.S. being built on stolen land and all that native blood stuff. I mean, if we’re gonna go down that road, like, which Indian tribe are we supposed to give the land to? There are so many tribes, and they were all, like, fighting over the land before the settlers even showed up! It’s super complicated – like, who gets to decide which tribe gets what? It’s not like everyone just agreed on a map or something, right?

And then there’s the whole moving to Europe thing. If we’re all going to play that game, when do you plan on packing your bags and heading over there? I mean, that’s where a lot of the ancestry comes from, but it’s not like everyone does that or like those countries want you there, ya know? Oh and Guess what? I’ve got native blood! My husband does too! Native status and everything, so we’re, like, totally from the Americas! Isn’t that just great? Yay!

09.11.2024 22:25:21
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tibby
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Agnostica
09.11.2024 22:34:32
tibby

i love my country, i love the US, warts and all. you'll never catch me saying i hate it, because i dont.
the US has been a melting pot longer than anyone here has been alive, we thrive through diversity and embracing the differences between each of us.
i think what flipped so many votes was a perceived lack of love and respect for the country from the current administration. 

if i could have a good economy and marry my girlfriend, that'd be rad
if i could have a good economy and my friends be able to remain the sex that's on their government id, that'd be rad
if i could have a good economy and people who were literally born in this country be allowed to stay, that'd be rad

09.11.2024 22:34:32
       

Dean Winchester
Level 40
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Sex Appeal: 49519
Reputation: 33253
Posts: 1905
Atheista
QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3800
Reputation: 2767
Posts: 84
Antitheocra
09.11.2024 22:56:23
QXimbo

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
I’ve got one thing to say and it’s this. <PLONK>
1.  Get a Quitclaim Deed form for your parents house.
2.  Find the name of your local tribe.
3.  Fill out the deed, and have the tribe Rep sign it.
4.  Take the Deed of Transfer of ownership (Quitclaim) to your parents.
5.  Tell them to sign it.

6…see what happens to you.  Xeet it.

09.11.2024 22:56:23
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