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Congrats Donald Trump!!

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149
Created
06.11.2024
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ButterfIy
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
10.11.2024 22:18:57
Bimbo Pimp

You must conform to the confines of whatever box is presented to you, and should you have the audacity to step outside of it with a fresh perspective, you will be subjected to severe consequences. Fearmongering is a tactic employed to suppress any alternative viewpoints. I'm pleased to see that you've discovered your voice, Kitty. However, don’t expect support from most here, as we’re merely in an echo chamber in Ximboland.

10.11.2024 22:18:57
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
grim
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 884
Reputation: 796
Posts: 10
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:02:31
grim

people talking about trump improving the economy but there's already news of him causing further inflation like this is truly comical

10.11.2024 23:02:31
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:06:46
Bimbo Pimp

Um, like, totally! That’s, like, fake news, Grimmy! :3 He isn’t president yet, so it’s, like, Traitor Joe who’s making inflation go whoosh?! OMG, I’m, like, making bank from the election—three thousand bucks in Dogecoin investments! Eek!

10.11.2024 23:06:46
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
grim
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 884
Reputation: 796
Posts: 10
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:33:16
grim

this is peak satire

10.11.2024 23:33:16
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
10.11.2024 23:34:51
Bimbo Pimp

Oh my gosh, totally! The Biden administration is like, such a circus of clowns! I'm like, super happy we totally agree on this, Grimmy! You’re like, sooo adorable!

10.11.2024 23:34:51
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24458
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
11.11.2024 00:25:41
KittyOnyx

Grim, where exactly is this inflation hitting after trump won? Id like to see it. Being also a business owner, i can also see that major corporations - namely walmart - is scared to death that trump is going to hit them with price gouging charges (cause they have been price gouging), theyre already lowering their prices. I run a small bakery now, i almost had to shut it down cause the price of chocolate has gone up. THIS WEEK ALONE i saw chocolate per lbs go down 20%, peppermint has literally been cut in half, nuts and fruits are down, sugar is down to near pre pandemic levels, my grocery bill for my husband and i went down too. Also... how is it trumps fault if inflation has gone up (It hasnt) if he isnt even in power yet?? 
Corporations should be scared. theyre still going to be charged even if they return their prices to pre-pandemic levels. I make 20k a year and have only noticed a drop in prices in the 5 days since the election.
I have also noticed in my area that the floodgates have opened and businesses are starting to hire en masse again. To get a job in my area before the election was damn near impossible. I do freight at night because again inflation has made it nearly impossible to run my own business, my boss explained to me the other day why all of a sudden we have a lot more workers. Major businesses that are smaller than walmart were holding their breath over this election, waiting to see if they were going to have to pinkslip people due to kamalas disastrous economic plan. Hiring was stagnant, and people held their money with uncertainty. I can clearly see an uptick in shopping now, and def an uptick in the job market!

11.11.2024 00:25:41

hardkor disko
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11364
Reputation: 5543
Posts: 7
Atheista
11.11.2024 01:55:10
hardkor disko

Can't wait for Melania's christmas decorations

11.11.2024 01:55:10
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 176215
Reputation: 64699
Posts: 3043
Agnostica
11.11.2024 01:56:43
tibby

they are usually super cute

11.11.2024 01:56:43
       

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
11.11.2024 09:13:02
KatieBoutique

They are classy.  Like Miss Bimbo.
Speaking of Miss Bimbo, she will be revived now, and brought out of her coma.
First step?  Shopping with Katie and Slayyyocrates,

CarCrash will chauffeur…and stay in the car!

11.11.2024 09:13:02

MissMarx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14846
Reputation: 9740
Posts: 395
Atheista
11.11.2024 11:58:09
MissMarx

I'm praying for my American comrades

11.11.2024 11:58:09

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