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Congrats Donald Trump!!

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Created
06.11.2024
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ButterfIy
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202312
Reputation: 43095
Posts: 1942
Atheista
10.11.2024 18:25:08
Bimbo Pimp

Oh my gosh, Tibs! Did you read my message, or is English playing hide and seek with you today? Because I totally just repeated exactly what you said! I'm just super curious—like, why would a transwoman who still has a penis and hasn’t done any bottom surgery want to see a gynecologist? It’s such a good question, right? I don’t get why everyone keeps skipping over it!  Can you help me understand? I'm always wanting to like learn stuff! 

10.11.2024 18:25:08
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tibby
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Agnostica
10.11.2024 18:26:20
tibby

it's almost like you didn't read what i wrote :) please go back and look at the part where it discusses hormones and breast tissue, thanks !!!

10.11.2024 18:26:20
       

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202312
Reputation: 43095
Posts: 1942
Atheista
10.11.2024 18:42:29
Bimbo Pimp

Oh my gosh, like, that's super interesting! So, like, the people who want pap smears and, like, care for their periods are totally valid, like, totally! Thanks for clearing that up, I'm just a silly little girl, heehee!

10.11.2024 18:42:29
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37951338
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Posts: 3424
Atheista
10.11.2024 19:42:33
KatieBoutique

Well well well...look what the cat dragged in...
Slayto: "Don't you mean 'who', Katie?"
No. I don't:

40% of women under 30 voted for Trump.

Say hello to Generation Trump.

Those of you who are spreading hate/slander about this nice man
Need to know that you will be quickly abandoned by your supposed friends
When the funding for your "orgs" disappears.

I'm guessing that perhaps half the REAL Trans Community now supports (and voted for?) Trump.
I suspect they did not like getting dragged...by the cat...into the Palestine/Hamas/Hezb'allah Support Camp.
Bad kitty. Baaaad kitty cat!

10.11.2024 19:42:33

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202312
Reputation: 43095
Posts: 1942
Atheista
10.11.2024 19:59:55
Bimbo Pimp

Generation Trump sounds totally awesome! Oh my gosh, I find Vance like super hot with how he articulates his thoughts so well and tackles issues so smartly, even when people are all interrupting or yelling at him. Like, soooo super duper sexy!

Also, you're so right! It's like, totally unfair how trans people who support Trump get so much hate and get attacked. It's super sad because, like, they actually have common sense and they're so much more than just trans! Like, can't we just let them be and their voice matter? :(

10.11.2024 19:59:55
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 117839
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Posts: 559
Freethinkerland
10.11.2024 21:32:47
KittyOnyx

The party of love and tolerance is continously blocking me for me exercising my right to vote lol yall love women until we're republican
Even my trans cousin voted for trump
Www.whykamalalost.com was made by a leftist ahd explains why people like i and the republican party and moderates like my cousin abandoned the democratic party. Yall had me until 2016. I was literally democratic all my life until yall went nuts.

10.11.2024 21:32:47

ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 293230
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Posts: 437
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:45:18
ladabunni

Dad wrote: (original post HERE)
Gold 

10.11.2024 21:45:18
 
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 117839
Reputation: 24554
Posts: 559
Freethinkerland
10.11.2024 21:53:43
KittyOnyx

Like, i remember when gay rights were passed. my grandmother was a nurse on the frontlines of the aids pandemic. My uncle is a gay man (who dated elton john! We stan elton john), my cousin is a trans man, my moms best friend is a lesbian, i love everyone. I remember what i was doing when gay marriage passed, i was in the hospital with my mom and we both took a moment to celebrate. Gays can marry, can adopt, can do ivf (neil patrick harris concieved his children with his husband via ivf and surrogacy)
NO ONE IS TAKING THAT AWAY. no one wants dead gay people, no one wants to "go a'huntin'" on gays. What we want is so fucking simple that i am shocked that leftists still cant get it:
stop pushing gay on the kids. we don't need pride at elementarey schools and flags and shit - gay is a sexual preference, not a lifestyle. God! Why can't you people get that??
We want cheaper shit. Those who havent been affected by inflation are BLESSED BEYOND BELIEF. I am so used to the crushing weight of living cause i was raised in poverty, so it was easy for me to adapt. but no one should have to adapt. yes the stock market is great but inflation is crazy and the regular people cant survive it. we shouldnt have to adapt to that. 
Yes, leftist, drs are pushing puberty blockers and underage sex change operations. My cousin, a trans man, and i have had some real real conversations because i wanted to know what it is like to live as a trans person. He underwent his sex change at 15. We are both 25 now. My cousin told me he wishes he would have waited. he wasnt prepared for that at 15, despite thinking he was, but was pressured by his dr and he felt he couldnt say no. that doesnt mean my cousin isnt trans or doesnt want to be trans. it means he felt his right to chose was taken.
speaking of right to chose.........
trump isnt coming for your pregnancy. trump isnt going to ban abortions - that literally happened under biden and biden did NOTHING! Trump himself has said he is favor of abortion. But the abortion statistics - coming straight from the people who are getting abortions - 99% is not for rape, incest, or genetic illness. it is due to lifestyle. it is due to "not being ready" Trump literally is about to give out a $4k tax credit to every newborn baby to pay for its first year of life. he wants to cut daycare cost. he wants to make sure families have more resources for a baby. he wants to restrengthen our adoption industry, and ivf is about to be free!
Please @ me with more arguments cause its very clear you leftists just do not fucking get what the average american is going through.

10.11.2024 21:53:43

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 202312
Reputation: 43095
Posts: 1942
Atheista
10.11.2024 21:54:14
Bimbo Pimp

Omg, KittyOnyx is a republican?!! I understand exactly what you are talking about, I too was a Democrat all my life until I became a target of the party of love. I didn't leave the democrat party, they left me. 

10.11.2024 21:54:14
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 117839
Reputation: 24554
Posts: 559
Freethinkerland
10.11.2024 22:03:54
KittyOnyx

I knew the left party left me when i was being called a xenophobe despite my mother literally being an immigrant lmao 

10.11.2024 22:03:54

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