Constitutional crisis

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Miss Bimbo
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08.02.2020 21:46:41
Favourite Worst Nightmare

railophone wrote:
How does Miss Bimbo die and then suddenly come out of hiding? Where was she hiding? The depths of hell?

I demand answers.
I guess she faked her death to avoid trial for destroying the previous website.

08.02.2020 21:46:41
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08.02.2020 22:10:10
Destiney

Favourite Worst Nightmare wrote:
railophone wrote:
How does Miss Bimbo die and then suddenly come out of hiding? Where was she hiding? The depths of hell?

I demand answers.
I guess she faked her death to avoid trial for destroying the previous website.
oh I love this, it the most plot-holed story I have ever heard. 

08.02.2020 22:10:10




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Reasonopia
09.02.2020 04:55:50
honorscollege

I like how the lore of the site has Miss Bimbo fleeing "political correctness" and now in their FAQ, shopworkers have stated explicitly that they refused to upload offensive items to the shops. Sorry but even with the terrible updates, users are the ones establishing the culture and setting the tone of the site and we reject the values the site was founded on!

09.02.2020 04:55:50
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
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09.02.2020 05:14:25
torrenoia

honorscollege wrote:
I like how the lore of the site has Miss Bimbo fleeing "political correctness" and now in their FAQ, shopworkers have stated explicitly that they refused to upload offensive items to the shops. Sorry but even with the terrible updates, users are the ones establishing the culture and setting the tone of the site and we reject the values the site was founded on!
see at least when the devs are being huge jerks and showing no respect for their userbase, there are still many users on this site who do their absolute best to keep things safe and enjoyable for everyone and that is something i appreciate and admire <3

09.02.2020 05:14:25
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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09.02.2020 05:28:28
Moldy

not fucking ok.

09.02.2020 05:28:28
molly (she/they)
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Freethinkerland
09.02.2020 08:36:45
JuviaLockser

I've played this site since December. I mean to me this wasn't that big, but sad and seemed unfair. Had I known of the perks - I'd vote for my state. Had I known I'd be left out - I wouldn't have voted. It's not a good business tactic. Look at Love Nikki. They have issues, but the amount that players spend is equal to investments, new additions, changes, market research, better design solutions, storyline etc. Sell the site to someone who could make it as big as it deserves to be. Here I see only opportunities, instead of "oh, I didn't get money and turnover, well whooptidoo, I'll make an uninformed unthought through decision, that makes players angry".

09.02.2020 08:36:45
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Agnostica
09.02.2020 09:18:34
craigslist-stripper

kimsim wrote:

Also, we want to inform you that a brand new Achievement will be added in the near future slightly_smiling_face

what happened to this?
https://bimbo.land/forum/achievements-2-0/t3528
between the new achievements promised & the advertising campaign they wanted help with.. the future of the game looked so good
why turn around and nuke it less than a month later? i really do not understand. is causing panic really entertaining enough to sink your business?

09.02.2020 09:18:34

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09.02.2020 09:48:32
Smop

Honestly, y'all should migrate to GaiaOnline. It's also a solid dress up game with a bunch of stuff to do. Also there are a shit-ton of artists who will draw for you for free or for Gaia gold. Save your bimbos and ask for art. 
Add me if you make an account <33


09.02.2020 09:48:32
"There would be no end to it, Juliette, were I to give vent to all the horror waked in me by the execrable doctrine based upon a God's existence..."
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Reasonopia
09.02.2020 22:10:48
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Doesn't gaia have a really toxic in -game economy? At least on Bimboland I don't feel like I'm forced to spend real money to enjoy it... But that's really thanks to the community here.

09.02.2020 22:10:48
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09.02.2020 22:55:51
cynniecal

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Doesn't gaia have a really toxic in -game economy? At least on Bimboland I don't feel like I'm forced to spend real money to enjoy it... But that's really thanks to the community here.
yeah, the gaia economy is gross. it's fun to make outfits but it takes so long to obtain stuff
well, not really, actually. it's just grindy in terms of doing daily things.

09.02.2020 22:55:51

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