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[Controversial Subjects] GeminiXXX's manifesto of United States of Ximboland

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Created
08.05.2022
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LillyAnn
Nova Moondust
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 18:34:00
Nova Moondust

Gotta love the "it was a social experiment" cop out.

Seems legit. ===~

08.05.2022 18:34:00
꩜_꩜
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GeminiXXX
Level 12
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 19:04:07
GeminiXXX

Nova Moo dust I truly feel bad for thinking my trolling is a copout when in reality it's just all jokes and for fun. Some people are just too gullible and it concerns me. Some people really shouldn't be on the internet. Truthfully I really didn't cause any damage at all lol. I just got a lot of people's blood boiling which is exactly what I wanted. So from here on out, if you still believe this is all true, I am concerned about how naive and gullible you are and really don't recommend you stay on this site and look at the forums. There is always the emigrate button. I now do not claim any responsibility for what happens now from here on out as a disclaimer. I also want you to know that no one was actually harmed in the making of this post, as well as what happened after. The only thing hurt is people's feelings and ego from refusing to accept that my forum post is a joke and jab at the beliefs of each state. The goal was to make it controversial and to get people talking. Whatever they said after is not my responsibility nor was it my actions. If you can't take a joke, then please emigrate or stay quiet because I am not responsible for anything here on out. I am responsible for the harmless post and my responses were to those who decided to harass me because they took it way too seriously. If anyone private messages me about this topic with threats or anything related, I will block you. Thank you for joining in on the fun and have a nice day. <3

08.05.2022 19:04:07

Joji_Jorogumo
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Antitheocra
08.05.2022 19:12:25
Joji_Jorogumo

Nova Moondust wrote:
Gotta love the "it was a social experiment" cop out.

Seems legit. ===~
Lmfao right? Social experiment for what? They must be writing a multipage essay judging by the length of their replies  (≧▽≦)
This all seems really boring and sort of sad tbh.

08.05.2022 19:12:25


Lana del Gey
Level 18
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Posts: 18
Secville
08.05.2022 19:26:59
Lana del Gey

Cringe and fail tbh

08.05.2022 19:26:59
Having a Patrick Bateman moment. 
GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 19:28:51
GeminiXXX

It's funny how Joji has this agenda to stalk my profile and create a total mess of themselves. The sad thing is that they believe my post just like Moondust even after I said all of my disclaimers. Y'all need to grow up and realize that not everything on the internet is true. I wanted this forum to be a dumpster fire for entertainment and I got what I wanted. Now people are just creating more problems amongst themselves. If you think I actually harmed Butterfly and think I hurled death threats, you are very wrong. No one deserves death threats or harassment. Butterfly kept on, so I told her to fuck off multiple times. She did not. It started off with her actually being rude in the first place. Don't believe me? Why don't some of you actually read the comments? She also kept blowing up my notifs. Some people don't know how to take a joke. She was the real star of the dumpster fire in my personal opinion due to her responses to my post. Lol saying the sun doesn't set on my big Ximbo nose is a poorly constructed insult, but in the end she did keep on blowing up my notifs to the point where it did get to be harassment. I'm not bothered by it, just a little annoyed. But I blocked her for her own good. I didn't want her to explode now did I? I don't push people to the edge like that when I'm trolling. She just kept pushing on the gas pedal and I had to screech it to a stop before it really got nasty and out of hand. So just be glad I handled it in a mature way by blocking her than just kept on hurilng insult after insult to her. I hurled a few, so what? She insulted me first. She wanted to play a stupid game and I played along for a bit. No harm done really. No one is being tracked down and no one is hurt. So just drop it at this point if you really think that this is serious. It's bad for your mental health, and that is not what I wanted. Please call a hotline if you are actually not doing so good. I actually care about people and did not intend for anyone to actually get hurt. So please call a hotline if you need to and just take it easy. Mental health is no joke, and I totally understand. It sucks. Sometimes you need to step away. Some of you kinda do. So please, if your actually taking this seriously, please get off the site for a while and hit the refresh button. Do something that makes you calm and happy. Don't think that this is serious. It can become toxic, and I didn't say I wanted a toxic waste dump on here. I wanted a harmless dumpster fire to make everyone laugh and think about if it's a joke. I even took the trouble to make disclaimers and will make more if I have to. 

08.05.2022 19:28:51

pillboys
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Atheista
08.05.2022 19:33:05
pillboys

what the fresh fuck happened here

08.05.2022 19:33:05


GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 19:37:01
GeminiXXX

pillboys
A harmless troll post of mine turned into controversial news and people think I'm actually harming people when I'm not. I even put out disclaimers. Oh well, I guess people take things way too seriously. All I can do is put out disclaimers and hope that no one else ac believes all my trolling is true. I was also being harassed by someone and trying to explain that I blocked them because they kept blowing up my notifs. 

08.05.2022 19:37:01

AuntieLice
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Secville
08.05.2022 19:46:35
AuntieLice

Screaming. Maybe Gemini made some points...we just don't know what those points were.

08.05.2022 19:46:35
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Joji_Jorogumo
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18532
Reputation: 14480
Posts: 55
Antitheocra
08.05.2022 19:46:39
Joji_Jorogumo

I love how people write two sentences and we get a short story. I hope your paper you're writing for you "social experiment" will get you a C+
You seriously need to chill tf out because no one is going to be bothered to read all of that "Troll Post"

08.05.2022 19:46:39


Nova Moondust
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12176
Reputation: 7930
Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 19:49:51
Nova Moondust

These essays aren't helping lmal

08.05.2022 19:49:51
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~Hypnotised Doll~

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