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[Controversial Subjects] GeminiXXX's manifesto of United States of Ximboland

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110
Created
08.05.2022
Author
LillyAnn
Sakura Drop
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18777
Reputation: 10580
Posts: 49
Atheista
08.05.2022 15:09:18
Sakura Drop

is this... real? now i feel kind of sacred. It feels kind of xenophobic and\or extremist because i read writing of other countries talking about my own in the same way that manifesto talked.

08.05.2022 15:09:18
thanks for listening "starts crying in pain but in a cute way"
Sgt_Cunt
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4524
Reputation: 3082
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 15:10:54
Sgt_Cunt

Nova Moondust wrote:
Sgt_Cunt wrote:
As long as we’re still for guns and tits I’m aight xx
Tits armed with guns!
See this is the right idea xx

08.05.2022 15:10:54
LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892220
Reputation: 635878
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 15:26:14
LillyAnn

Sakura Drop wrote:
is this... real? now i feel kind of sacred. It feels kind of xenophobic and\or extremist because i read writing of other countries talking about my own in the same way that manifesto talked.
Ofc it's not. Does it really seem for real??
The disclaimer : All characters and events depicted in this thread are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual places, events, persons (living, dead, immortal, undead, possessed or reincarnated) or accounts (still present, emigrated, alternative, trolls or bots) is purely coincidental.

08.05.2022 15:26:14

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 16:51:14
ewanmcgregor

bro i mean it's still weird as fuck to write all that out even if it isn't serious / for real lmao. weird ass vibes ...

08.05.2022 16:51:14

jinjerluv 7_7
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3491
Reputation: 3083
Posts: 27
Agnostica
08.05.2022 17:04:14
jinjerluv 7_7

atp I completely forget the states' beliefs, i just remember agnostica being pro guns and pro abortion i think

08.05.2022 17:04:14
Bibigul
Level 97
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 726873
Reputation: 35261
Posts: 539
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 17:07:50
Bibigul

pretty sure all states agree on pro abortion, such beautiful unity

08.05.2022 17:07:50

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 17:10:42
GeminiXXX

Omg I'm on the news? Wtf lol. Y'all need to calm down. I did this as a joke you guys. I got my reactions that I wanted. Now I'm on the news page? I actually feel honored that my trolling skills are this good to get people talking. I mean no harm in any way and for those who still want to actually come after me, I have full right to defend myself and anyone who decided to defend me out of their own choices. It's really funny I got a Senator-oops I mean State Minister- riled up. Now I'm on the news feed and this is insane lmfao. You are the people who are freaking out over nothing. This whole time it was a carefully constructed experimental operation. You guys can all calm down now. I'm not xenophobic or anything like that. I just wanted to spice up the forum. I guess I spiced up the news too lol. Calm down and get your panties out of a twist. I'm not doing any actual harm to your precious Ximboland community. I'm not a terrorist either. I can't even hurt a fly much less cause worldwide panic. But if you still firmly believe that this is serious, I actually feel bad and didn't know I was scaring this many people. So chill out, get some water, and take a break from the site. I truly wish the best for all of you! 

08.05.2022 17:10:42

LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892220
Reputation: 635878
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 17:24:50
LillyAnn

jinjerluv 7_7 wrote:
atp I completely forget the states' beliefs, i just remember agnostica being pro guns and pro abortion i think
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True... I often forget other states beliefs... they can change. Reasonopia was antiabortion in the past but it changed.

State beliefs are for entertainment purpose only anyway. I mean, just look at d**k sizes lol
Agnostica
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Freethinkerland
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Ofc we all know why we are here lol

bro i mean it's still weird as fuck to write all that out even if it isn't serious / for real lmao. weird ass vibes ...
the world is weird af bro, what can I tell you... chill out and have some fun, ofc stay safe and hydrated :)

08.05.2022 17:24:50

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Sicky Rat
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6238
Reputation: 4328
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 17:29:13
Sicky Rat

Sgt_Cunt wrote:
As long as we’re still for guns and tits I’m aight xx
Agreed beb xx

08.05.2022 17:29:13
Suck it
Joji_Jorogumo
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18532
Reputation: 14480
Posts: 55
Antitheocra
08.05.2022 18:27:39
Joji_Jorogumo

Vote to Kick? xD
Lmfao. This shit was truly unhinged now that I've gotten some sleep. I saw them completely go off on people for no reason really...trolling is one thing, but this seems like some redpilled ex-4chaner now facebooker type shit. Trolling is supposed to be funny and satirical in a sense, but they came off truly wild. As i was writing I saw that they are in the forum completely going off, even tho this was for fun and stated not to be taken seriously. 

Idk, this all feels like someone needs to go touch some grass and play the fun doll dress up game.

08.05.2022 18:27:39


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