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[Controversial Subjects] GeminiXXX's manifesto of United States of Ximboland

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110
Created
08.05.2022
Author
LillyAnn
ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:12:56
ewanmcgregor

ayo he's STILL GOING !?!?!?! bestie pls shut the router off are you not EMBARRASSED

09.05.2022 07:12:56

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:22:31
GeminiXXX

Loll no I'm not. You're the one with your feewings hurt. I can go longer than this, hun. I can go til I die. Lol you all think I'm weak and shit when I'm actually laughing my ass of rn. Your reactions are wonderful hun lol. Keep it up. It will only entertain me more.

09.05.2022 07:22:31

ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:23:56
ewanmcgregor

babe didnt you block me dont talk to me xx

09.05.2022 07:23:56

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:38:05
GeminiXXX

I can talk to whoever I want to. Your not my mother sooo. :) I can troll freely. Didn't do any harm now did it? Or are you instantly weakened by harmless comments? Sorry, you didn't give me your list of allergies in advance so I'm clueless hun. 

09.05.2022 07:38:05

ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:39:58
ewanmcgregor

90210s AnnaLynne McCord roasted over Vladimir Putin poem

09.05.2022 07:39:58

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
09.05.2022 07:56:17
bxdcherri

I thought you felt bullied? Are you the troll or the victim here? Hun pick a side you can't have it both ways ;-;

09.05.2022 07:56:17

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 07:58:47
GeminiXXX

Lolll I'm glad you never were my mother. Oh, and I've never had parents to begin with hun, so ain't no one doing shit lol. Y'all are just gonna have to deal with all of this because I'm just a harmless troller. :) You can hurt me all you want yet you won't get any good results. So go on and do your worst. I invite everyone to do their worst and come up with juicy insults and fights. It will only become your problem and not mine. :) It will only make me happier too.

09.05.2022 07:58:47

ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 08:00:19
ewanmcgregor

Star Wars on Twitter Thank you to everyone staying at home and thank you  to everyone out on the front lines helping those in need Please accept my  tiny offering of gratitude

09.05.2022 08:00:19

GeminiXXX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1178
Reputation: 1143
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 08:00:57
GeminiXXX

bxdcherri wrote:
I thought you felt bullied? Are you the troll or the victim here? Hun pick a side you can't have it both ways ;-;
I seem like I want to be the victim. It's a part of my harmless trolling and light public manipulation for laughs and confusion. I want people to talk. I want people to raise hell. I'll just be on my couch on my off day from work laughing at all of you who have the freedom that I have given you to hurl and fire insults at me. Hell, go for the DMs for all I care. It's just more fanmail in my eyes. Nothing can truly hurt me. :)


09.05.2022 08:00:57

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
09.05.2022 08:14:32
bxdcherri

You block people who enter your DMs xD write your story down, memories it, then come back, cuz all this backtracking is not helping 

09.05.2022 08:14:32

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