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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 20:38:47
Bimbo Pimp

hmmm I bought Senatorship twice, not because I like or hate anyone but because I wanted to use certain threads for the first time. Technically Chris made me buy Senatorship or was it Halo? Idk, and don't care at this point. :3

19.06.2024 20:38:47
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
19.06.2024 22:10:42
Daphnee_Mino

Chris abandoned us..... But halobean remains... Do with that information what you will!!! Say whatever you want about the current government… i personally disagRee with a lot of the trials. But you see pink house, they work for us…. They are avaliable for those with questions.. i might find things silly and stupid here and there, but i can trust in the consistency … sweetasnut parody or any of the nut brotherhood… can you tell me that this is not the truth.? maybe id vote for another government. But i need to sppriciate what we have. Ty for the service. Sweetasnuts i am never the fanboy of. He is just a diva you cant trust. Just appriciate the iconness and flopness.

19.06.2024 22:10:42
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
19.06.2024 22:42:37
Bimbo Pimp

Chris is not my father lol XD  Halobean does not get to dictate how I use words to express myself. Political correctness is garbage. 

19.06.2024 22:42:37
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
20.06.2024 08:17:56
Dean Winchester

if im made pb ill run a contest where the prize is you get to make a suicide joke if you win first place. but just one. and its gotta be a funny one or ill throw you into the GODDAM sun.



20.06.2024 08:17:56
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683302
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
20.06.2024 15:50:48
halobear8

@Bimbo Pimp
Nobody held a gun to your head and forced you to buy a senatorship LMFAO. If this is about you wanting to violate the rules without getting banned, that would be Chris' doing. Chris wants all senators to be immune to banning.
As the main forum moderator on Ximboland, I most definitely CAN delete your forum posts that violate the rules. If you want uncensored freedom of speech, go to 4chan but I'm guessing you still haven't figured out how to use it... 

20.06.2024 15:50:48
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
20.06.2024 18:59:25
Bimbo Pimp

@ Halo stop telling me what to do, at least take me out to dinner first before pulling my hair. 


@ Dean I'll vote for you! 

20.06.2024 18:59:25
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
20.06.2024 21:14:13
Daphnee_Mino

Justrealized I was striked not only once but twice. Fear xod….. Can a xitixen sue the government? I want them taken away... Let's  ask the audience clap if you think she should suffer



20.06.2024 21:14:13
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21893
Reputation: 6052
Posts: 368
Secville
20.06.2024 22:09:25
XOD of Bimboland

Daphnee, those strikes will disappear as soon as Halobear is voted out of office 6 weeks from now.
XOD will be running for Prime Minister, and you can consider this post the opening salvo of my election campaign.
This very first act I will take as Prime Minister will be to put Halobear in Prison Island for 30 days.

20.06.2024 22:09:25

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
20.06.2024 22:49:42
SweetasNuts parody

wht about pathetic house they to blame to?

20.06.2024 22:49:42
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21893
Reputation: 6052
Posts: 368
Secville
21.06.2024 00:04:43
XOD of Bimboland

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Chris abandoned us…
Sadly, this is true.
As Prime Bimbo, I think I can bring him back to have fun with us once again.

XOD of Bimboland


21.06.2024 00:04:43

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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