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Dear little halobeer88 ♥️

Category
Xemocracy Arena
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114
Created
13.06.2024

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Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6446
Posts: 260
Atheista
13.06.2024 14:55:48
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Awww ♥️

Dear little halobeer88 ♥️

You should not be throwing so many childish tantrums at so many innocent players who did nothing and don't even know you.

We all know that you failed lots but it ain't right to take it out on everyone.

Sadly, you failed in entertaining anyone at all in Ximboland then keep blaming everyone for your own messes.

Oh my ! You tried but failed in ruining everyone's fun in dressing up, shopping, contests, etc too.

Oh dear, you failed completely in everything in real life thus why you're failing here too.

But oh well ♥️

You should go hang around and get your feet off the floor in real life.

Swing around to down town for a nice change for the end of your day.

I know of many close friends who would be delighted to see you, Dear little halobeer88.

Please and thank you. Hope this helps. ♥️


13.06.2024 14:55:48
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
13.06.2024 16:11:52
Bimbo Pimp

:( I don't want to see Halo hanging around with feet off the floor in real life. I want Halo to keep them firmly on the ground for 100 years. To be happy and to be tolerant of various types of humor and people's opinions that differ from Halo's opinions. 

13.06.2024 16:11:52
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
13.06.2024 16:46:39
ButterfIy

Halobeast is OVER

13.06.2024 16:46:39
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6446
Posts: 260
Atheista
13.06.2024 17:06:32
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER


13.06.2024 17:06:32
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
13.06.2024 17:54:27
KatieBoutique

I'll tell you what...I have met my match with the SAN FanFam.
They are not "brainrot" at all.  Far from it.
They are brilliant "entertainers"...and if one of them really is <redacted>...as Dad has speculated...

then I want to <redacted> her.

<redacted>


13.06.2024 17:54:27

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
13.06.2024 18:14:54
StrangeSnow

God the obsession you have with Halo is just downright funny at this point 
we get it you’re secretly in love with them that’s why you keep posting about them 

13.06.2024 18:14:54

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6446
Posts: 260
Atheista
13.06.2024 18:24:47
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

she can dream
with feet off or on the floor

more likely youre secretly in love with us and find us adorable and fun and thats why you keep trying to get a bit of our attention

go off keep trying

13.06.2024 18:24:47
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
13.06.2024 18:53:11
Bimbo Pimp

Strange you scoundrel, stop flirting with a married woman.  Homewreckers these days, gawd! 
Hair Flip GIF

13.06.2024 18:53:11
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
13.06.2024 19:49:42
KatieBoutique

StrangeSnow wrote: (original post HERE)
God the obsession you have with Halo is just downright funny at this point we get it you’re secretly in love with them that’s why you keep posting about them
Halobear doesn't like my "obsession" either.  What are you obsessed with?  I'm sure there is something!
My obsession with Miss Bimbo outdoes them all...including my Bimboland Spouse...who is a genius:

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I love Bimboland.  Even the worts, car crashes, and flesh-eating bacterias drifting onto the beaches of Antitheocra.
I love Miss Bimbo.  Should I love someone else, perhaps?  Name someone.
You and others in your gang want to drive people away from this land.
The Minister of Justice just tried to do it with another new comer:
https://ximbo.land/forum/court-drama/t14848

My job is to bring people in, have them stay, become Senators, contribute to the Bimboland Ethos, and become powerful and confident.
Will you join me, Strange Snow?

13.06.2024 19:49:42

SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 823
Reputation: 1905
Posts: 146
Reasonopia
13.06.2024 20:01:13
SweetasNuts fanboy

they just want ximboland for teh wokie qti+ unstable mental health issue minority

13.06.2024 20:01:13
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!

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