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ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
21.06.2024 03:25:48
ButterfIy

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
if im made pb ill run a contest where the prize is you get to make a suicide joke if you win first place. but just one. and its gotta be a funny one or ill throw you into the GODDAM sun.
I think a funner game would be to give the bimbo that guesses your daily calorie intake to the nearest hundred thousand a prize wherein they get pictures of your top surgery scars. What do you think?

21.06.2024 03:25:48
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
21.06.2024 09:21:25
Daphnee_Mino

Is it 1800 - 2100 calories? Hold the pictures I want clean water brought to agnostica… #seeuspinkhouse #helpagnosticans … all you know is wear pink thong lie and play wizard game dean… can we talk about what reallt matters for once!


21.06.2024 09:21:25
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
21.06.2024 12:36:35
ButterfIy

No.

21.06.2024 12:36:35
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
21.06.2024 18:54:28
Bimbo Pimp

Guessing calories?! nearest hundred thousand?!!! oh mah gawd D:

Daphnee you are asking too much, real problems are not to be bothered with. We only address made-up problems in Ximboland! 

21.06.2024 18:54:28
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Bubblegumdolly
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21674
Reputation: 14768
Posts: 357
Reasonopia
22.06.2024 07:32:17
Bubblegumdolly

If repeatedly telling people to end their own lives is not against the rules then it makes me feel sick I even logged into this site today. It’s meant to be 18+ but all I see is children desperately trying to drag each other down.
Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
To the newcomers to this conversation. I have not cyberbullied anyone in Ximboland. What is said in the original post has been Halo-approved. Not against the rules or Halo's moral compass.


22.06.2024 07:32:17
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* Советская принцесса *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
22.06.2024 17:09:05
Bimbo Pimp

Hey, that is what I said but was told it was ok. Also, what is it with you people talking about this subject being a child thing? This subject is for adults, not kids.  

22.06.2024 17:09:05
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
22.06.2024 22:55:27
Dean Winchester

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Is it 1800 - 2100 calories? Hold the pictures I want clean water brought to agnostica… #seeuspinkhouse #helpagnosticans … all you know is wear pink thong lie and play wizard game dean… can we talk about what reallt matters for once!
Hmm it depends. I’m really bad about remembering to eat so I usually keep some beef jerky on me or a slim Jim. During the work week I’ll typically have a slim Jim, a bottle of sweet tea (140 cal) and a sandwich or a hot dog. And three ciggies. During the weekend on Saturdays I’ll get a chick fil a spicy delux and then on Sundays I’ll usually eat like a chicken breast or a burger patty. I don’t use buns for hotdogs or burgers tho. Not because of dieting reasons just that we didn’t have them in my house while growing up so as an adult I don’t like to eat hotdogs or burgers with buns. 

22.06.2024 22:55:27
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
22.06.2024 23:05:09
Bimbo Pimp

Wtf Face Girl GIFs  Tenor Vegan Dieting GIF

22.06.2024 23:05:09
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
22.06.2024 23:14:17
Dean Winchester

IM POOR OK but yes I do eat salads sometimes damm

22.06.2024 23:14:17
SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
23.06.2024 01:53:59
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Bubblegumdolly wrote: (original post HERE)
If repeatedly telling people to end their own lives is not against the rules then it makes me feel sick I even logged into this site today. It’s meant to be 18+ but all I see is children desperately trying to drag each other down.Bimbo Pimp wrote:...
heres another 13 reasons why fan
whats wrong with yall

23.06.2024 01:53:59
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
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Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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