There is a calmness associated with water, a type of calm that washes over you. You gently float, caressed by the depths as it takes you.
༒ Death Becomes Us ༒
｡-ᆺ-｡ <( Zzz)
Gently caring for your little friends just for them to turn against you.
Smut Me - Haezer
Magician assistant's death
Every magician has their trusty assistant.
To cater to the horny audiences,
and practice/test their performances
But this magician struggled with one trick,
'sawing the assistant in half then reattaching again'
it was always the most requested trick
so after one too many requests
he decided it had to be done.
So as all magicians do, they practice
there was alot of trial and error
and alot of blood and stitches
and he just couldn't get it right
but he was running out of time to perfect it.
so at the next performance it was going down
as the audience sits down, the assistant limps in
the cheering falls silent as the spotlight turns on
"what is that? oh- um, who is that?"
here comes what could only be called a zombie
her grunting echoed all throughout the theatre.
and as she laid down on the table
and the magician tightened the buckles,
her final performance began.
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xoxo, EJ <3
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xoxo, EJ <3
Life becomes too unbearable for even the strongest.
Crew Witness Testimony submitted 4/20 at 22:26: "She was a space flight attendant here on the SpaceX Starship and got ejected from the ship via the airlock, per the standard protocol when a crew member is infected by an endoparasitoid extraterrestrial. It seems the parasite infected her brain as well as her body, which isn't typical on this side of the Andromeda Galaxy. She took our boss Elon Musk hostage and made him weep in a side headlock while she told him with the phaser to his temple "this ain't the Milky Way no more motherfucker" and demanded that he surrender the ship. It took multiple security officers to forcibly push her into the airlock right as the parasite violently burst from her abdomen. It's a real shame, because the best pair of tits this side of Mars are now frozen floating around in space."
Perhaps its not such a good idea to be tempted by the beauty of a demon, I'd likely meet my demise by being seduced by some sexy demon or eldritch horror♡‧₊˚
˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚we are kind creatures over here
Killer Queen has already touched this signature
Killer Queen has already touched this signature
Come to me, oh dearly rested one,
Depart from your past life,
Come renewed into the future,
Death is not the end,
Come to me and fear not,
Do not flee from me,
My embrace can be cold,
Yet comfortingly entrapping,
Only the beginning,
A journey of no end,
Death is but a passage,
A new world to explore,
Pass through my door,
The gate way between worlds,
I will stand here,
Not to guard against,
But only to guide you.
Depart from your past life,
Come renewed into the future,
Death is not the end,
Come to me and fear not,
Do not flee from me,
My embrace can be cold,
Yet comfortingly entrapping,
Only the beginning,
A journey of no end,
Death is but a passage,
A new world to explore,
Pass through my door,
The gate way between worlds,
I will stand here,
Not to guard against,
But only to guide you.
♥️
♥️
♥️
Nobody said the death itself would look so alluring
Ximboland stats
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nullplayer
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Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
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State Minister - lvl 270
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Senator - lvl 57
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 260
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
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- 8779 points
Senator - lvl 163
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Senator - lvl 76
Sandi Lut
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kenpoo
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Citizen - lvl 30
Crocheting Bimbo
- 1133 points
Senator - lvl 119
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- 277 points
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- 200 points
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- 172 points
Citizen - lvl 59
janeploc
- 163 points
Citizen - lvl 24
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Best fighters this week:
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- 24 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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- 24 points
Citizen - lvl 59
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- 10 points
Citizen - lvl 139
Kyele
- 7 points
Citizen - lvl 196
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Best debaters this week:
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- 6 points
Citizen - lvl 21
califlower
- 6 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
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- 6 points
Citizen - lvl 16
4r3nd4
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Citizen - lvl 14
Ferb
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Citizen - lvl 20
