Do you own a pet? what's his\her name and one cute thing they do?

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12.05.2022 15:18:46
Bratsylvania

my cat Solan loves knocking things off of ledges. she'll lay down and slowly bat at it til it falls and then looks at me like "what?"

12.05.2022 15:18:46

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12.05.2022 20:46:13
princesspixie

I have 5 family pets from my childhood, but the dogs are personally mine :) the two cats are Molly (old as dirt, three teeth left) and Clark (big boy, long black fur, majestic but acts like a tool). My dogs are all chihuahuas - we rescued Bella while she was pregnant and then she had my two pups, Bette and Lando, who are super bonded together and so cute. When you talk to Lando, he'll cock his head to the side like he's really listening. I luvvvv

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12.05.2022 20:50:50
kaylani

I have a dog named Ozzie and he stares at me through the crack of my door


12.05.2022 20:50:50
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12.05.2022 20:55:43
sunsun

my dog shadow is so vocal - hes always grumbling or whining or making some kind of noise, its really endearing when u tell him to sit or do another trick and he makes it known he doesnt want to by grumbling when he does it

12.05.2022 20:55:43

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12.05.2022 21:23:17
Cuntessa

my dog is cute. he used to be obese so we had to put him on a diet but now he's fierce. he's kinda old (11) but like he's really energetic but also sleeps at like 8pm so idk. but anyways say hi to bruno

12.05.2022 21:23:17
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12.05.2022 21:39:16
punkbitchg3rm

i have a rat. his name is ricky. (micky mouse- ricky rick/rouse) hes a fucking menace. if you have food , you are NOT SAFE. you holding it away from him ? he will fucking climb and dig into your flesh to get it. i think hes cute cause he has little sped eyes and if he looks straight at you he looks like phineas from the front. he made a hole in the bottom of my laundry basket so he could sleep and store food in my dirty clothes. he used to like my closet and climbing all the way to the top but hes also bite holes in so many of my favorite clothes and ONLY my favorites for some reason. he also knows what food wrappers sound like. hes scared of my old toothless dog (who recently had his entire head in his mouth). hes like a cat and a dog. hes neat and eats everything , i love him but also wanna release him into the wild sometimes <3333

12.05.2022 21:39:16

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13.05.2022 00:05:58
b0nelessbimbo

Ugh where do I even start?
First off, there's Tulle, my dwarf lop bunny. He sleeps in the weirdest positions, and he loves to give kisses. 
Then there's Salsa, the flemish giant bunny. He's part lop bunny, so when he's relaxed, his ears hang down. 
Then there's Pippilotta the maroon belly conure. When she wants your attention, she will make kissy sounds. 
I also have four budgies:
There's Kirsten, who is very shy, but loves to free fly in the living room. After a few rounds around the room, she'll find somewhere to perch, and do a happy dance. Her brother Karsten is a serial romantic, who first tried to seduce my other female budgie Daisy, but she rejected him, so now Karsten is wooing Daisy's brother Butters, who's wooing him right back.
Speaking of Daisy the budgie, she loves to play with my fingers. When I put my hand near her, she'll get up on it, and playfully attack my fingers. Butters, who is a little shy, will eventually approach me as well, and join his sister on my hand and just go ham on my fingers.
The last pet is Medusa the ball python, and as we all know, ball pythons have puppy dog faces, so she doesn't have to do anything to be cute. 


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13.05.2022 00:11:10
punkbitchg3rm

kaylani wrote:
I have a dog named Ozzie and he stares at me through the crack of my door

skin walker ass dog. thats horrifying and i love him for it

13.05.2022 00:11:10

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13.05.2022 00:35:48
Caitlinx9

i have a evil black cat she is very small and bites th men i bring home v cute

13.05.2022 00:35:48
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13.05.2022 04:39:19
cloudieyum

my cats names are zoey, chicken & butthole 

zoey like to come under the covers with mee its so cute but I get worried about her suffocating under there...

butthole licks the other cats asses

13.05.2022 04:39:19
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