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Created
29.01.2018
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beebeejemima
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 143161
Reputation: 33322
Posts: 165
Atheista
19.01.2022 17:41:18
beebeejemima

"Why don't you [do this kind of thing]?"
"Because I have a penis!"

i love the stepford wives so much its so iconic
plus the shot of matthew broderick being pulled into the mens association makes me go brr



19.01.2022 17:41:18

dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668109
Reputation: 32440
Posts: 282
Atheista
24.01.2022 19:37:01
dickbug

Sonny : Kiss me.

Det. Sgt. Eugene Moretti : What?

Sonny : Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot.

its funnier in the context of the movie i swear


24.01.2022 19:37:01
˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ dickbug ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄
ariiadnee
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1558
Reputation: 1364
Posts: 5
Atheista
13.02.2022 03:22:21
ariiadnee

"although, if you think about it; am i not really just an animated sack of human meat, shellacked with a poisonous shell of cosmetics?" from katya zamolodchikova's comedy special 'help me, i'm dying'

13.02.2022 03:22:21
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's ✨clinical depression✨
SugarPimpDdyTrev
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 628
Reputation: 619
Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
18.02.2022 13:58:21
SugarPimpDdyTrev

Some people say I lie about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! 

18.02.2022 13:58:21
Emmabeeslimes
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1617
Reputation: 1405
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
19.02.2022 04:19:47
Emmabeeslimes

Why is the rum always gone.

19.02.2022 04:19:47
EmmaBEEUTIFUL
noturbishehe
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3617
Reputation: 2906
Posts: 11
Atheista
06.03.2022 06:03:48
noturbishehe

"Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. That means it's time for a promotion" - The Devil Wears Prada 

06.03.2022 06:03:48

emmyluna
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36329
Reputation: 24697
Posts: 495
Atheista
06.03.2022 16:55:03
emmyluna

“I think we drink virgin blood because… It sounds cool.” – Deacon 
What we do in the Shadows


06.03.2022 16:55:03
I kill 'em with kindness / Ain't no doormats here <3+33
mattsbf
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 597
Reputation: 600
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
07.03.2022 16:42:26
mattsbf

Garth: "Its like, people only do things to get paid and thats just really sad"
-Wayne's world

07.03.2022 16:42:26
jj
Kiity_eom
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10866
Reputation: 7349
Posts: 12
Atheista
03.04.2022 18:28:23
Kiity_eom

"Happy people don't shoot their husbands, they just don't"

-Legally Blonde  

03.04.2022 18:28:23
Does it come in pink?
cupcakkkke
Level 83
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 449265
Reputation: 17636
Posts: 129
Atheista
30.04.2022 03:37:18
cupcakkkke

"The eyes are the nipples of the face." from The House Bunny!

30.04.2022 03:37:18

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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