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283
Created
29.01.2018
Author
Lally
Tranne Bonnie
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7999
Reputation: 4901
Posts: 8
Atheista
17.01.2021 18:49:14
Tranne Bonnie

"Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love doesn't make things nice, it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!
- Ronny Cammereri in god's perfect movie Moonstruck (1987) starring Cher and Nic Cage ((its unironically a really fun movie go watch it right now you clown))

also just saying but if anyone said this shit to me I'd let them fuck me immediately like idc 

17.01.2021 18:49:14
                       
                                           ~ fuck every cop who ever did his job~
                     

BaddieMaddie
Level 245
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12886108
Reputation: 273755
Posts: 1792
Atheista
18.01.2021 01:58:24
BaddieMaddie

"I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."

lol

18.01.2021 01:58:24

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35834
Reputation: 18579
Posts: 286
Atheista
18.01.2021 04:08:34
Hyperpussy

You’re just a funny little footnote on my epic ass!” -jack black in school of rock 

18.01.2021 04:08:34
Me, coming to fucking GET you

l0s3rz
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 8485
Reputation: 5914
Posts: 5
Atheista
18.01.2021 18:12:36
l0s3rz

"my tit" from jennifers body

18.01.2021 18:12:36

ratfaerie
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23162
Reputation: 12416
Posts: 100
Atheista
23.01.2021 18:35:56
ratfaerie

"ur calling me a coward? u fat duck!" - my own private idaho


23.01.2021 18:35:56
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ˳⁺♡✧⁎⁺.♡˳✧༚
stagtime
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28631
Reputation: 14863
Posts: 192
Atheista
04.02.2021 18:28:28
stagtime

"To live would be a very big adventure"- Robin Williams in Hook
"Remarkable boy. I do admire your courage- I think I'll eat your heart" - Anthony Hopkins in Red Dragon

04.02.2021 18:28:28
 
Elle1029
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12862
Reputation: 7297
Posts: 5
Atheista
11.02.2021 22:58:56
Elle1029

“Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?" - What a Girl Wants

11.02.2021 22:58:56
Gamze
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2392
Reputation: 1635
Posts: 17
Atheista
19.03.2021 07:54:49
Gamze

"My tit..." -Jennifer's Body

19.03.2021 07:54:49
Anoushka
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 68672
Reputation: 40104
Posts: 1713
Atheista
22.03.2021 12:13:02
Anoushka

‘You’re a creature of the night Michael just like out of the comic books, my own brother a god damn shit sucking vampire; you wait till Mum finds out buddy.!’



22.03.2021 12:13:02
Just because you can
Doesn’t mean you should.
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43158
Reputation: 27574
Posts: 130
Atheista
23.03.2021 17:34:27
NocturnaHalliwell

" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " and  "I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." from Corpse Bride
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours." and "You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." from Alice in Wonderland

23.03.2021 17:34:27
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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