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Created
29.01.2018
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Lally
chanel no. 5 pussy
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6440
Reputation: 5353
Posts: 70
Atheista
21.03.2020 06:10:42
chanel no. 5 pussy

wolf359 wrote:
"dont you swear at me u little sh*t dont u ever raise ur voice at me i am ur mother do u understand all i do is worry and slave and defend you and all i get back is that f***ing face on your face so full of disdain and resentment well guess what your sister is dead shes gone and i know youre hurting and i know it was an accident but i cant forgive and i cant accept because nobody in this house admits anything that theyve done!" toni collette, hereditary, 2018. might not be the exact quote but its from memory and the delivery of the line makes me crazy. scary movie!
someone got to it before me! that scene has some of the best emotional acting I've ever seen. certified iconic, robbed of awards, forever in our memories as She Did That

21.03.2020 06:10:42
lelelaly
Level 62
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 309
Atheista
22.03.2020 05:04:02
lelelaly

"i used to fuck guys like you in prison" sdkdjgksdjg sike but no kinda. fr tho i like "find out to much about a person and you lose interest." from fallen angels(1995) idk its weirdly comforting to me and about how it is to be mysterious.

22.03.2020 05:04:02
marxist leninist
autismo
partypoison
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4900
Reputation: 3500
Posts: 9
Atheista
22.03.2020 07:24:39
partypoison

"ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends, i mean, that's just like, the rules of feminism"

22.03.2020 07:24:39

Aria Vex
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21453
Reputation: 10057
Posts: 15
Atheista
04.04.2020 13:29:14
Aria Vex

"my tit" 
"no, your heart"

04.04.2020 13:29:14


Aria Vex
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21453
Reputation: 10057
Posts: 15
Atheista
04.04.2020 13:30:40
Aria Vex

lelelaly wrote:
"i used to fuck guys like you in prison" sdkdjgksdjg sike but no kinda. fr tho i like "find out to much about a person and you lose interest." from fallen angels(1995) idk its weirdly comforting to me and about how it is to be mysterious.
damn ur reminding me to finish this movie fr


04.04.2020 13:30:40


godless weightless
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40149
Reputation: 19966
Posts: 39
Atheista
07.04.2020 09:58:23
godless weightless

"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" -Charlton Heston in the Planet of the Apes right at the end or the Boomstick scene from Army of Darkness..   

07.04.2020 09:58:23
blud sucka
SkyeBear
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 31221
Reputation: 18851
Posts: 22
Atheista
09.04.2020 01:02:06
SkyeBear

Blasphemy? Before what God? A God repulsed by the miserable humanity he created in His own image? I will not be shackled by the failures of your God. The only blasphemy is to wallow in insignificance. I have taken refuse of your God's failures and I have triumphed. There! THERE! Is my creation!

09.04.2020 01:02:06

dickbug
Level 95
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 668109
Reputation: 32440
Posts: 282
Atheista
11.04.2020 08:33:36
dickbug

"Dad, today I made a plan - a fundamental plan. I'm going to earn money, a lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I'll earn money. When I have money, I'll buy the house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard. Because the sunshine is so nice there. All you'll need to do is walk up the stairs. Take care until then. So long."

11.04.2020 08:33:36
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buckleyslut
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2608
Reputation: 1847
Posts: 19
Atheista
11.04.2020 08:44:37
buckleyslut

"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"



11.04.2020 08:44:37

SkyeBear
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 31221
Reputation: 18851
Posts: 22
Atheista
12.04.2020 09:42:48
SkyeBear

Donnerheim wrote:
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F***ING COUCH!" from The Thing (1982) always gets me.

Also, "If it weren't for you, I never would have danced at all." from Us... chills.
the thing is my favorite horror movie! <3

12.04.2020 09:42:48

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