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Created
29.01.2018
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Lally
sofieeeee
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9060
Reputation: 6755
Posts: 19
Atheista
24.12.2019 06:07:08
sofieeeee

"probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo." - death proof

also

"husbands should be like kleenex. soft, strong, and disposable." - clue

24.12.2019 06:07:08

BeckySalemPierre Percocet
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1410
Reputation: 1070
Posts: 2
Atheista
01.01.2020 01:52:16
BeckySalemPierre Percocet

"Here. Here's simple and happy. That's what I meant to give you."

Beginners (2010) dir. Mike Mills

01.01.2020 01:52:16
 I'm atheista at heart
Margarita Milkies
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4095
Reputation: 3059
Posts: 4
Atheista
05.01.2020 04:32:11
Margarita Milkies

"im the joker baby"
-The Joker

05.01.2020 04:32:11
“I need… Someone whose love for me is true.”


pussy_kat
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1880
Reputation: 1359
Posts: 5
Atheista
08.01.2020 21:30:30
pussy_kat

"One word: plastics."

08.01.2020 21:30:30
bimboz
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11920
Reputation: 7856
Posts: 107
Atheista
09.01.2020 22:13:15
bimboz

absolutely love the quote "password: love you for 10,000 years" makes me lose my mind

09.01.2020 22:13:15
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Trista
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27792
Reputation: 13380
Posts: 17
Atheista
10.01.2020 00:27:18
Trista

Image result for palpatine democracy

10.01.2020 00:27:18

Trista
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27792
Reputation: 13380
Posts: 17
Atheista
10.01.2020 00:28:03
Trista

i love democracy i love the republic - sheev palpatine

10.01.2020 00:28:03

StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 655649
Reputation: 129081
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
10.01.2020 09:47:18
StrangeKindOfWoman

There's so many, I hope this won't be too long (that's what she said)

"I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TELEVISION SET!" - Vincent Hanna in Heat
"It rains... you get wet." - Neil McCauley in Heat

"You like Huey Lewis and the News?" - Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

" My youngest son was forced to leave this country because of all this Solozzo business. All right. Now I have to make arrangements to bring him back here safely, but I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him—if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning—then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made here today." -Vito Corleone in The Godfather

"In my home! In my bedroom, where my wife sleeps, where my children come and play with their toys. In my home." Michael Corleone in The Godfather Part II

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? " - Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry 

"A man's got to know his limitations" - Harry Callahan in Magnum Force

" It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned." - William Munny in Unforgiven

" Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. " - Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

"All the people I've murdered... by letting you live." "I never kept count" "I did." "I know. And I love you for it" -Batman and Joker dialogue in The Dark Knight returns

10.01.2020 09:47:18
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person
bimboz
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11920
Reputation: 7856
Posts: 107
Atheista
10.01.2020 20:17:57
bimboz

wait how could i forget 

Don't you swear at me - you little
shit! You don’t EVER raise your voice at me! I'm your Mother, you understand? I've given everything to you! All I ever DO is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed. Well, now your sister’s dead! And I know you miss her and I know it was an “accident” and I know you're in pain - and I wish I could take it all away! I wish I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did - but your sister is dead. She's gone forever. And what a waste. If it could’ve maybe brought us together - something! - if you could have just said “I’m sorry” or faced up to what happened: maybe then we could do something with this! But you can’t take responsibility for anything, so now I can’t accept. And I can’t forgive. Because nobody admits what they’ve done!


Hereditary <3

10.01.2020 20:17:57
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Lycoris Le Monocle
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2464
Reputation: 2386
Posts: 9
Atheista
13.01.2020 09:32:41
Lycoris Le Monocle

This sequence from "The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love!" 
Evie:
I'm at my wit's end. I really am. I don't know what to do anymore.
Randy:
Try going out with a married woman.
Evie:
Excuse me?
Randy:
Oh nothing. I just said everybody needs love, that's all.

13.01.2020 09:32:41

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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