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Created
29.01.2018
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Lally
Imani Bell
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4036
Reputation: 3195
Posts: 6
Atheista
17.01.2020 19:35:52
Imani Bell

"As you wish" - Wesley, The Princess Bride
All I want is a husband as devoted as Farm Boy *sigh*

17.01.2020 19:35:52
misandrist-in-training ^_^
al pacino supremacist 666
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22626
Reputation: 17781
Posts: 129
Atheista
20.01.2020 19:14:04
al pacino supremacist 666

"You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it." Mean Streets (1973)

"ass and titties, ass and titties, ass and titties, ass and titties" The Joker (2019)



20.01.2020 19:14:04

oefome
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7531
Reputation: 5320
Posts: 8
Atheista
22.01.2020 15:03:22
oefome

aspiring filmmaker and passionate about science fiction, despite that my favorite films include A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)Titanic (1997) and  Dead Society Poets (1989). 

22.01.2020 15:03:22
kein System ist sicher
entitty
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9852
Reputation: 6893
Posts: 20
Atheista
29.01.2020 10:39:44
entitty

“ I am happy every moment of every day…My life is full because I know I am loved” by John Merrick, The Elephant Man 1980
“This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.” - Lula Pace Fortune, Wild at Heart 1990

29.01.2020 10:39:44
    
Valmina
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2699
Reputation: 1917
Posts: 6
Atheista
03.02.2020 18:26:26
Valmina

"No... I'm your father." Star Wars V : The Empire Strikes Back.

It's the most breathtaking sentence I've ever heard from any movie. Now, it has become but a joke, however the first time I saw the movie, I had goosebumps.

03.02.2020 18:26:26
This statement is false ! (Don't analyse).
wolf359
Level 14
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2289
Reputation: 1825
Posts: 1
Atheista
09.02.2020 19:09:24
wolf359

"dont you swear at me u little sh*t dont u ever raise ur voice at me i am ur mother do u understand all i do is worry and slave and defend you and all i get back is that f***ing face on your face so full of disdain and resentment well guess what your sister is dead shes gone and i know youre hurting and i know it was an accident but i cant forgive and i cant accept because nobody in this house admits anything that theyve done!" toni collette, hereditary, 2018. might not be the exact quote but its from memory and the delivery of the line makes me crazy. scary movie!

09.02.2020 19:09:24
butt whole
jimput
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3005
Reputation: 2629
Posts: 14
Atheista
11.02.2020 16:31:24
jimput

"Darlin, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things." 
Fox and the Hound (1981)

11.02.2020 16:31:24
Suck me.
slimjim
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2914
Reputation: 2710
Posts: 23
Atheista
11.02.2020 17:43:20
slimjim

“Fuck” - some movie somewhere 

11.02.2020 17:43:20
Himbo Rights 
bigassdragon
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7991
Reputation: 5912
Posts: 46
Atheista
12.02.2020 02:17:25
bigassdragon

"The weedwhacker incident" - Over the Hedge (2006)

12.02.2020 02:17:25

Donnerheim
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2219
Reputation: 1898
Posts: 4
Atheista
12.02.2020 18:56:41
Donnerheim

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F***ING COUCH!" from The Thing (1982) always gets me.

Also, "If it weren't for you, I never would have danced at all." from Us... chills.

12.02.2020 18:56:41
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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