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Favorite Movie Quote

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283
Created
29.01.2018
Author
Lally
rebelrocket
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6760
Reputation: 4615
Posts: 16
Atheista
16.04.2020 01:41:46
rebelrocket

dickbug wrote:
"Dad, today I made a plan - a fundamental plan. I'm going to earn money, a lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I'll earn money. When I have money, I'll buy the house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard. Because the sunshine is so nice there. All you'll need to do is walk up the stairs. Take care until then. So long."
Okay now that one just hurt to read. Parasite was so good! 

"You have got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"...But you have heard of me."

16.04.2020 01:41:46
You like Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.
I don't wanna make it. I just wanna...
clarabby
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6018
Reputation: 4321
Posts: 135
Atheista
04.05.2020 09:46:12
clarabby

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" - Heathers

04.05.2020 09:46:12
Britney spears toxic GIF - Find on GIFER
Jaqie
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25568
Reputation: 15417
Posts: 117
Atheista
06.05.2020 01:49:48
Jaqie

(a little long but)
"And I thought of all the grief and suffering and fucked up stuff in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically disappear." - Mysterious Skin

06.05.2020 01:49:48

himbo_
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13140
Reputation: 6886
Posts: 131
Atheista
08.06.2020 02:33:29
himbo_

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." from When Harry met Sally (:

08.06.2020 02:33:29
 
meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 92937
Reputation: 31604
Posts: 756
Atheista
10.06.2020 07:57:27
meatbomb

the whole gone girl monologue but i cannot in good faith paste that whole thing here lol, but my fav bit in it is "You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn’t get to win!"

10.06.2020 07:57:27
Honey Kelly
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274275
Reputation: 71592
Posts: 192
Atheista
30.07.2020 16:55:22
Honey Kelly

literally everything Julia Roberts says in Erin Brockovich
"That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes."
"I just went out there and performed sexual favours. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired."

30.07.2020 16:55:22
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jawsie
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7541
Reputation: 5159
Posts: 10
Atheista
13.08.2020 02:30:42
jawsie

huge horror/slasher movie fan AND i work at spirit hallowen; so naturally my favorite movie quote has to be from scream 1996 where randy describes all the rules in how to survive a typical horror movie ^_^

13.08.2020 02:30:42



mizzery
Level 30
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 21622
Reputation: 11200
Posts: 214
Atheista
13.08.2020 07:02:18
mizzery

"I worry that you'll work in an office. Have children. Celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life!"
-Aunt Ida, Female Trouble (1974) directed by John Waters

The entire movie is sooo quotable honestly I love this movie so much! I have a poster of Divine hanging up in my apartment. I always watch this movie around Christmas to get in the mood <3

13.08.2020 07:02:18

Ecstasy
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4652
Reputation: 2575
Posts: 2
Atheista
20.08.2020 02:24:49
Ecstasy

"i refuse to be sick. i'm wearing Valentino for crying out loud" -the devil wears prada

20.08.2020 02:24:49
Himbo Jones
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7544
Reputation: 5168
Posts: 14
Atheista
26.08.2020 02:59:35
Himbo Jones

"blasphemy? before what god? a god repulsed by the miserable humanity he created in his own image? i will not be shackled by the failures of your god. the only blasphemy is to wallow in insignificance. i have taken refuse of your god's failures and I have triumphed. there! there is my creation!"

-dr. herbert west, bride of re-animator

26.08.2020 02:59:35
he/they/xe pronouns

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