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FemboyHypno
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11777
Reputation: 10371
Posts: 22
Atheista
16.10.2021 01:37:06
FemboyHypno

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark. " -Patrick Bateman

16.10.2021 01:37:06
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
Cockzilla
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5356
Reputation: 4503
Posts: 84
Atheista
18.10.2021 03:49:59
Cockzilla

“I’m a homosexual!” —Megan, But I’m A Cheerleader

18.10.2021 03:49:59

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
19.10.2021 06:16:07
Hot Topica

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die" - The Princess Bride (Inigo and Westley

19.10.2021 06:16:07
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mxrlov
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 100233
Reputation: 54359
Posts: 207
Atheista
02.11.2021 05:56:29
mxrlov

“barbie, eat your heart out” - tiffany valentine

02.11.2021 05:56:29

*.·:·.☽✧ i put the gore in gorgeous ✧☾.·:·.*


thembomaster6000
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26509
Reputation: 17972
Posts: 383
Atheista
04.11.2021 11:14:13
thembomaster6000

“And why do they call me Frankie Mermaids?”
“Because you’re swimming in bitches”
- The VelociPastor

04.11.2021 11:14:13
saturniidae
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21758
Reputation: 15240
Posts: 24
Atheista
04.11.2021 15:23:23
saturniidae

"They are without memories, without plans. Time builds itself painlessly around them. Their only landmarks are the flavour of the moment they are living and the markings on the walls."
La Jetée

04.11.2021 15:23:23
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avesatanas
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16331
Reputation: 9571
Posts: 35
Atheista
15.11.2021 16:21:47
avesatanas

Probably "You're Dead Meat!" from The Lost Boys or 
“I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.” from Heavy Metal

15.11.2021 16:21:47


Gay Beetlejuice
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9641
Reputation: 5881
Posts: 8
Atheista
17.12.2021 00:44:14
Gay Beetlejuice

its overused probably but "Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" it was just so fucking iconic! i just watched the evil dead again though and "We can't kill Shelly, she's a friend of ours!" has been stuck in my head since lmao, that movie was so ridiculous.

17.12.2021 00:44:14
 
90r3y
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 60648
Reputation: 27191
Posts: 136
Atheista
21.12.2021 12:57:17
90r3y

"Ah, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you."

- Mommie Dearest

21.12.2021 12:57:17
xoxo fresh tilapia                
BlackCherryChipped
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 113189
Reputation: 43458
Posts: 137
Atheista
07.01.2022 20:40:39
BlackCherryChipped

“- Morris: Okay. What's the password?
- Jerome: You got it.
- Morris: Got what?
- Jerome: The password.
- Morris: The password is what?
- Jerome: Exactly.
- Morris: The password is exactly?
- Jerome: No, it's okay.
- Morris: The password is okay?”

From "Purple Rain." "Who's on first?" is such an old joke but their delivery gets me every time.

07.01.2022 20:40:39

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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