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Ximboland Clock

Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Nidale
Level 65
Status: Ximboland Artist
Sex Appeal: 217703
Reputation: 79721
Posts: 750
Freethinkerland
18.08.2020 16:05:04
Nidale

Granted
But now you have to run in a hamster wheel and provide  energy for the whole neighbourhood for the rest of your  life because you have too much energy.
You cant even lay down for a sec. 
I wish I could read minds.


18.08.2020 16:05:04

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Arc_ada
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10822
Reputation: 6976
Posts: 40
Atheista
27.08.2020 02:18:11
Arc_ada

Wish granted, but you can only read the minds of people with very annoying songs stuck in there heads

I wish I could do a cartwheel

27.08.2020 02:18:11
"TRANS RIGHTS! OK!"
                       
   -Donkey Kong
hunney
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3080
Reputation: 2788
Posts: 23
Atheista
29.08.2020 07:57:51
hunney

granted ! but now all forms of movement (walking, running, jumping) will be replaced with cartwheeling and you become a urban legend that the townspeople add to reddit threads as they witness you cartwheeling into the mcdonalds drive thru at 4 am

i wish i can be taller 


29.08.2020 07:57:51
heres a song for you!! Check out BTS's new single "Dynamite"
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Gaea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23603
Reputation: 11571
Posts: 143
Antitheocra
12.09.2020 11:07:16
Gaea

Granted, you're standing 6 foot now but you cant bend your knees, your legs are stiff but very long congrats

I wish I have the power to understand dog language and actually have a good conversation with my dog

12.09.2020 11:07:16

coochie mama
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2073
Reputation: 1948
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
13.09.2020 14:36:09
coochie mama

granted, you're now able to understand dogs and communicate with them, but you can't talk to humans
i wish i had a pound of weed


13.09.2020 14:36:09
coochie<3mama
Andiejones
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51738
Reputation: 26252
Posts: 617
Antitheocra
23.10.2020 17:49:09
Andiejones

you have a pound of horny goat weed. Not marijuana.
I wish I was the queen

23.10.2020 17:49:09

Alexis92
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 232045
Reputation: 86325
Posts: 1185
Agnostica
23.10.2020 21:58:32
Alexis92

granted. You went back to France, 1790.

i wish i had long, lush hair

23.10.2020 21:58:32
Andiejones
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51738
Reputation: 26252
Posts: 617
Antitheocra
26.10.2020 14:51:56
Andiejones

So no head?????????
You have long, lush pubes.
I wish I was a talk show host.

26.10.2020 14:51:56

Damayanti
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 542546
Reputation: 62581
Posts: 513
Freethinkerland
27.10.2020 18:32:07
Damayanti

Granted! But you have Tourette sindrome .
Wish I could go back in time.

27.10.2020 18:32:07
"Dance your pain, sing your sorrows, because there is nothing else tomorrow" -Santosh Kalwar
gavelenvy
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63295
Reputation: 14399
Posts: 103
Secville
27.10.2020 19:33:01
gavelenvy

granted, enjoy being stuck in a prehistoric era with mosquitoes the size of cats!

i wish i could fix any machine with a touch if i had a basic understanding of how it was supposed to work

27.10.2020 19:33:01

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