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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Andiejones
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51768
Reputation: 26282
Posts: 617
Antitheocra
27.10.2020 19:54:06
Andiejones

Granted but the government soon gets word of your ability and enslaves you to fix military vehicles and killing machines
I wish I had telekinesis

27.10.2020 19:54:06

gavelenvy
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63305
Reputation: 14409
Posts: 103
Secville
27.10.2020 21:29:49
gavelenvy

granted, but your mind is only as powerful at object-moving as your physical body, and you get tired pretty fast...

i wish my laundry would fold itself once i took it out of the dryer

27.10.2020 21:29:49
shortkinghimbo
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56952
Reputation: 14145
Posts: 123
Atheista
28.10.2020 03:09:06
shortkinghimbo

gavelenvy wrote:
granted, but your mind is only as powerful at object-moving as your physical body, and you get tired pretty fast...

i wish my laundry would fold itself once i took it out of the dryer
granted, enjoy having a microscopic hivemind living in your clothes that makes everything in your wardrobe super itchy!

i wish i could change my hair color at will

28.10.2020 03:09:06
he/him, dni if you're cringe and/or fail
Andiejones
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51768
Reputation: 26282
Posts: 617
Antitheocra
28.10.2020 03:59:42
Andiejones

Wish granted, but you get exponentially more bleach damage every time
i wish I could sing 

28.10.2020 03:59:42

Damayanti
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 542546
Reputation: 62581
Posts: 513
Freethinkerland
28.10.2020 16:34:57
Damayanti

Wish granted, but during your biggest concert, you loose your voice forever. 

Wish I had a house in the heart of mountains.

28.10.2020 16:34:57
"Dance your pain, sing your sorrows, because there is nothing else tomorrow" -Santosh Kalwar
Angelia
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2388
Reputation: 1870
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
29.10.2020 00:21:11
Angelia

Wish granted, but bears live in the mountains.
Wish I had a Chanel purse.

29.10.2020 00:21:11
Damayanti
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 542546
Reputation: 62581
Posts: 513
Freethinkerland
29.10.2020 06:56:59
Damayanti

Granted, but a thief steals it as soon as you get out from the store you bought it. 

Wish I was a rich person.

29.10.2020 06:56:59
"Dance your pain, sing your sorrows, because there is nothing else tomorrow" -Santosh Kalwar
Noiz
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8580
Reputation: 5295
Posts: 73
Atheista
30.10.2020 04:24:52
Noiz

Granted, but every time you purchase something - one other thing in your home breaks at random

I wish I had my dream home

30.10.2020 04:24:52
Babebabe
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34333
Reputation: 13555
Posts: 30
Freethinkerland
16.11.2020 17:21:52
Babebabe

Granted. But it disappears as soon as you wake up. ;)

I wish I was happy.

16.11.2020 17:21:52
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14090
Posts: 453
Atheista
16.11.2020 17:52:24
Big Boy JENKINS

Granted, but living with six other dwarves is not all it's cracked up to be.

I wish bowser were real and my friend.

16.11.2020 17:52:24
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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