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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
LucyLoo
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15131
Reputation: 9953
Posts: 100
Antitheocra
14.01.2021 18:57:29
LucyLoo

Granted, but the only thing you can drive is a Robin Reliant (only fools and horses anyone?).

14.01.2021 18:57:29
Why worry, be awesome!

Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.01.2021 10:34:10
Icy Flowers

Well, since the lovely Lucy didn't put in a wish, I'll start it back up with one of my own- I wish hot weather would stop being so awful.

18.01.2021 10:34:10
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
bimbous333
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16869
Reputation: 10437
Posts: 142
Atheista
20.01.2021 19:18:21
bimbous333

wish granted but now winter is twice as cold

i wish any hair color could fit my face

20.01.2021 19:18:21
stop bullying my casual bimbo 
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
20.01.2021 19:46:47
Icy Flowers

It does, but only because the colour of your face changes to match it.

I wish I had a lovely cup of tea

20.01.2021 19:46:47
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 125096
Reputation: 41315
Posts: 1089
Atheista
24.01.2021 07:46:30
THAT bitch

granted, but rather than water, the tea was steeped in vinegar. 

i wish i could fall asleep

24.01.2021 07:46:30
   - hugz <3



Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
24.01.2021 16:52:11
Icy Flowers

You can, but your sleep is plagued with terrible nightmares.

I wish it was easier to find new friends

24.01.2021 16:52:11
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
babylohan
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37799
Reputation: 24336
Posts: 212
Atheista
24.01.2021 17:07:22
babylohan

granted, but those friends are twice as hard to keep

i wish i could speak more than one language

24.01.2021 17:07:22
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
24.01.2021 17:12:33
Icy Flowers

You can, but the second language you can speak is ancient sumerian, and nobody else can speak it.

I wish all video games were free

24.01.2021 17:12:33
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
24.01.2021 17:50:23
Queerla

Granted, but it's because hackers released them into the internet and now nintendo is coming after everyone who didn't give them money.

I wish my job had health care benefits and paid time off.

24.01.2021 17:50:23
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Shanobyl
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13948
Reputation: 9755
Posts: 958
Atheista
24.01.2021 18:47:27
Shanobyl

Granted, but your wages are lower

i wish my student debt was paid off~

24.01.2021 18:47:27

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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How often do elections take place?
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Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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