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how long would it take you to realize youre a vampire

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29.08.2024
Dean Winchester
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Atheista
29.08.2024 06:36:47
Dean Winchester

personalluy i dont think id realize for a while and my reasons are as follows

i work nights
im naturally incredibly pale (again i work nights also i use sunscreen a lot
i already sleep during the day
all i eat is slim jims and white monster
i already have the urge to bite people and have done so

honestly id just think im dying of scurvy (possible) and try to eat oranges to reverse it.

29.08.2024 06:36:47
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
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Agnostica
29.08.2024 07:40:25
Daphnee_Mino

I think id notice quickly and probably think im low on iron id try to eat meat and dark greens to reverse it then get blood test maybe

29.08.2024 07:40:25
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LoveSoldier
Level 65
Status: Citizen
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Agnostica
29.08.2024 08:13:09
LoveSoldier

would probably take a while because i'm pale, iron deficient, a picky eater, dont leave my room often and think about biting people when i'm mad, so i would just think i'm in a bad mood lol

29.08.2024 08:13:09
SnowyBuddy
Level 54
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Atheista
29.08.2024 10:28:26
SnowyBuddy

I'd notice immediately since my job is working outside in the sun haha
fun prompt!

29.08.2024 10:28:26

xXMonsterDollXx
Level 45
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 189
Freethinkerland
29.08.2024 14:34:23
xXMonsterDollXx

I'm assuming I'd realize pretty quick if I sprouted fangs? Idk

29.08.2024 14:34:23
just another dead girl walking 
Zu_The_Zombie
Level 29
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Agnostica
29.08.2024 15:15:30
Zu_The_Zombie

Depends on when i got bit and how drunk i was.
Like if im super drunk and its the middle of the night and i probably wouldnt notice till the morning 
But like mid day and sober instantly 
Middle of the night and sober maybe somewhat instantly maybe like an hour or 2
Middle of the day and dunk probably also instantly cause id start burning 

29.08.2024 15:15:30
cl4ncy
Level 25
Status: Citizen
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Atheista
29.08.2024 19:17:02
cl4ncy

i think i'd notice within a day or so, the sun always finds a way into my room and i have mirrors all over the house.

29.08.2024 19:17:02

Amalthea
Level 66
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Antitheocra
29.08.2024 22:10:42
Amalthea

I've been in a depressive funk since my cancer diagnosis, so I don't have any open windows and don't go anywhere, I spend most days laid out in bed struggling to have the will to eat... so there's possibly even a week or more before I'd notice. I also have an eating disorder that makes me afraid to eat most normal food, so that's another thing that might extend the amount of time I don't know. 

29.08.2024 22:10:42
Pollyx
Level 127
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Antitheocra
29.08.2024 23:51:34
Pollyx

Amalthea I am so, so sorry to hear this. I DMed you but I am wishing you the best and hope you can seek healing and hopefully not succumb to vampirism... ahaha... thank you for sharing and I am truly sorry

29.08.2024 23:51:34
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halobear8
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Freethinkerland
30.08.2024 00:08:26
halobear8

I'm chiming in to say that human bites are incredibly dangerous. Humans carry a bunch of bacteria in our mouths + viruses are very easily spread through air, not to mention bites. A human bite can land you in the hospital so please be very careful when biting other people. <3 

Respectfully,
Halo


30.08.2024 00:08:26
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