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how long would it take you to realize youre a vampire

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29.08.2024
Acatela
Level 17
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Secville
30.08.2024 02:19:09
Acatela

Amalthea wrote: (original post HERE)
I've been in a depressive funk since my cancer diagnosis, so I don't have any open windows and don't go anywhere, I spend most days laid out in bed struggling to have the will to eat... so there's possibly even a week or more before I'd notice. I...
awh amalthea <3 heart goes out to u. fuck cancer ik u'll beat it :D ximbos stay strong ahah 

30.08.2024 02:19:09
I LOVE LEON KENNEDY AND DRESS-UP GAMES!!! 
BilMariee
Level 60
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Secville
30.08.2024 04:42:31
BilMariee

I mean immediately no? #1 telltale getting bit.

30.08.2024 04:42:31
LoveSoldier
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Agnostica
30.08.2024 10:23:28
LoveSoldier

Amalthea wrote: (original post HERE)
I've been in a depressive funk since my cancer diagnosis, so I don't have any open windows and don't go anywhere, I spend most days laid out in bed struggling to have the will to eat... so there's possibly even a week or more before I'd notice. I...
wishing you the best with with your journey <3 if you don't mind me asking, do you have ARFID? i have that and it sounded similar, normal food is terrifying

30.08.2024 10:23:28
H0PELESSDREAMER
Level 37
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Posts: 327
Freethinkerland
30.08.2024 13:59:27
H0PELESSDREAMER

I'm already sensitive towards the sun since I'm very pale. I think once I start realizing when I start to crave for blood and go to the bathroom and brush my hair in the morning.

30.08.2024 13:59:27
It's only forever, not long at all


Scarlet Vain
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Atheista
30.08.2024 16:00:36
Scarlet Vain

I have an aversion to garlic and I burn easy in the sun so I doubt I would notice those first. It would be the fangs that I would see first I think because you gotta brush your teeth and other morning things

30.08.2024 16:00:36

SinksTears
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Antitheocra
30.08.2024 23:20:05
SinksTears

My head's right next to a window the second the sun rises, I'm dead

30.08.2024 23:20:05
 
 
 

Bunni_LeFaye
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Reasonopia
31.08.2024 00:11:12
Bunni_LeFaye

Pretty quickly. I have to obsessively check my hair and makeup in the mirror like every 5 minutes. No reflection would drive me crazy. Also, normally I want to suck down mountains of sausage. Switching to craving sucking blood would be a dead giveaway. Or an undead giveaway a-hyuk

31.08.2024 00:11:12
Sihyeon
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Freethinkerland
31.08.2024 04:31:51
Sihyeon

i work nights too + im iron deficient but i would notice right away i look at myself in the mirror everyday and image would i would look like with fangs

31.08.2024 04:31:51
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Lunadessa_Nightwood
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Atheista
01.09.2024 12:48:47
Lunadessa_Nightwood

Personally, I think I'd notice pretty quickly. I spend a lot of time out in the sun, and animals supposedly don't like vampires so I think once every dog I tried to pet started freaking out at me it would also be a pretty big warning sign. 

Not to mention the whole craving blood thing.

01.09.2024 12:48:47
Sihyeon
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Freethinkerland
01.09.2024 14:17:10
Sihyeon

Sihyeon wrote: (original post HERE)
i work nights too + im iron deficient but i would notice right away i look at myself in the mirror everyday and image would i would look like with fangs
PLSSS THE NOTIFICATION I GOT MADE ME REALISE HOW TIRED I WAS WHEN I WROTE THIS LMAO 

01.09.2024 14:17:10
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