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Introducing the right honourable Foreign Minister - Nikandr

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11.10.2024
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SweetasNuts
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Atheista
11.10.2024 14:11:34
SweetasNuts

Hello to our wonderful foreign Minister representing us on a global stage 



11.10.2024 14:11:34



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
11.10.2024 14:11:53
SweetasNuts


11.10.2024 14:11:53



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
11.10.2024 14:12:23
SweetasNuts

Do you have any feedback,tips or advice for our foreign Minister ?

if you have not already please check out their work in the axis of evil known as the Autocratic empires of Facebookland and Twitterland 

11.10.2024 14:12:23



SilentlyScreaming
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2024 14:21:33
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Katrynah ♡☆ I didn't know you dabbled in the alt accounts. Very cool. If anyone belongs in a respectable position, she is the right choice. SweetasNuts Pay This Woman! Lmao! And I loved the dinosaur XD

PS: I clear my throat often after a good smoke too lol just playing don't ban me I love it here! ♡☆

11.10.2024 14:21:33
  








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Agnostica
11.10.2024 14:47:03
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Indeed, Ni Can Dear is an all around good egg!
They keep us safe from the Evil Empires of The Flatlands.

I will be busy today making an artwork for TRH-PBSAN's back wall.

11.10.2024 14:47:03

Pollyx
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Antitheocra
11.10.2024 15:02:00
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Katrynah/Nikandr is a good friend of mine and he has worked really hard on this site and making sure people from the flatlands are introduced to what's going on here. Thanks for introducing him! Yay Katrynah!

Note: while they/them makes sense here in some ways to refer to the plurality of the accounts, and Katrynah the bimbo character is a woman, the user behind the accounts is a man and therefore should be referred to by he/him pronouns, just a bit of clarity for those who haven't checked his profile bio.

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Antitheocra
11.10.2024 16:43:42
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LOL what a video to wake up to. thank you all for the kind wishes and thank you chris for the intro video! i wish i could go back two years and tell freshly budded bimbo tyler just how much this site and the people on it would mean to him. to build on polly's comment, i do go by he/him as the user, but katrynah is basically a drag persona atp so go crazy LOL

i suppose since they both got mentioned, this would be a good time to lore drop that katrynah and nikandr are canonically divorcees who never actually married and have evil sex. also they're chain smokers ♥️

11.10.2024 16:43:42
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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KatieBoutique
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Secville
11.10.2024 17:01:58
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"Note: while they/them makes sense here in some ways to refer to the plurality of the accounts, and Katrynah the bimbo character is a woman, the user behind the accounts is a man and therefore should be referred to by he/him pronouns, just a bit of clarity for those who haven't checked his profile bio"

Checking someone's profile bio is optional, and what's in any bio is usually flatlands related, not Ximboland related.
The default reference for anyone's "pronouns" is their avatar...bimbo or himbo.
The rest is optional..."should" is not the right word.  Can is better.

The way I see it, Nikandr is a guy, Katrynah is a girl, and they are two separate characters, and people.
One can out their alt, or play them as super secret separate characters.

Eschew Obfuscation.
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I Mean Really, Girl.

11.10.2024 17:01:58

KirstyD8
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Freethinkerland
11.10.2024 17:47:08
KirstyD8

Katrynah had my post edited earlier this year when i called him she, everyone thought he was female at the time (except probs his friends on here). But apparently it's cool now, right? Must be going for the friendly vibe.

Also probaly better have done all these introduction threads in August after all these new ministers was elected since the new election is upcoming.

11.10.2024 17:47:08
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Secville
11.10.2024 17:55:14
KatieBoutique

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
        "......lore drop that katrynah and nikandr are canonically divorcees who never actually married and have evil sex. also they're chain smokers ♥️"

THAT is the Katrynah I love and admire.  10/10 on the Quibitch Meter.

11.10.2024 17:55:14

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