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Introducing your Justice Ministers

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163
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17.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
27.08.2024 05:07:26
halobear8

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
oh wow, so you think exposing potential suspects, giving them time to run, and painting a target on potentially innocent people isn't terrorism? parody is notorious for being a troll, you think i should've messaged him and taken his word as truth? i...
Nothing is proven until the Senators vote for it. You can gather the evidence but that doesn't make it inherently proof. How much should I bet that you got back to every single account that reported to you the potential cheaters but not to SAN Parody accounts for threatening to post the potential cheaters' names + stats? 
This goes to show that you're not capable of understanding justice to the point where you shouldn't be in this role. I will say that you have provided entertainment but at the expense of yourself. Also, your attempt to backtrack on calling these people cheaters is pathetic. Like, really, just because SAN Parody accounts could make the post quicker than you could with more of a suspect pool than you could think of? 

27.08.2024 05:07:26
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Sam Winchester
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18588
Reputation: 8083
Posts: 118
Atheista
27.08.2024 05:34:22
Sam Winchester

okay halo seriously what is your damage. you would think that a former px would know you can't just snap your fingers and fix issues like this. it's a nuanced situation and dean is doing the best he can. we are all working on it.

and by the way, more accusations ≠ better detective work, are you kidding me? that's kindergartener logic. please for the love of god get your nose out of this and stop making things even more difficult than they already are. for christs sake.

27.08.2024 05:34:22

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
27.08.2024 14:36:07
KatieBoutique

So far Halobear has been spot on in every sentence she has typed.
The fact that she is getting dogpiled by the Ministerial Circle both critically and thumbsdownally
Shows that this entire government is perhaps unprepared to deal with collecting the evidence necessary
To conduct a proper and fair investigation.
It reeks of panic...but we are all getting way off course here.
This is about "cheating" in The Debates and Fights
Let's leave levels aside for now.  And who SANP is.  And who is being rude.
Because our investigation of all that leads elsewhere...ouch and Good Lordy!

This government does not want help from the Ximdependent Party.
And at this point it doesn't need it.
Because after Dean, or whomever he has appointed to take charge of this,
Compiles and files their report...
CarCrashBimbo-Mino-Spears will post her report
And everyone can compare the two then decide
Who are the Professional Investigators.
I am hoping both of us are...for the sake of Bimboland.

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27.08.2024 14:36:07

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
27.08.2024 18:06:26
Dean Winchester

In the spirit of being transparent

mr nuts has said alts are ok. He however has not said what is to happen if those alts are influencing fights/debates. As far as gathering evidence goes that part was pretty easy. As far as knowing wtf I’m supposed to do with that evidence well,,, I’m waiting for our Prime Ximbos judgement on that. So no report until Mr Nuts makes a judgement on That. 

27.08.2024 18:06:26
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
27.08.2024 22:21:14
halobear8

Sam Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
okay halo seriously what is your damage. you would think that a former px would know you can't just snap your fingers and fix issues like this. it's a nuanced situation and dean is doing the best he can. we are all working on it. and by the way,...
Thinking that was equating quicker posts + more of a suspect pool to better detective work than you were doing honestly just seems like a projection. I was saying, you're mad because they were doing these things, so your solution was to resort to a quick "no, don't view these people as guilty just because they were named! " + forum jailing a SAN Parody account over it. As if you, like, expected people to get harassed over the case you presented + you're just mad it wasn't the list of names you had been questioning. 
You're the Minister of Justice, you should know that nobody is guilty until it's been proven IN THE COURT. Everybody else in Ximboland seems to understand, nobody was harassing Kandi or Kalvin like you were expecting over these allegations. It seems that you know nothing about the justice system here. If you yourself were to name these people, compile the evidence, + post to the court: PEOPLE WOULD STILL HAVE TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IT. People would still have to question the integrity of everybody named. That's the whole point of court cases, that's the whole point of why the forum threads about the court cases are OPENED during the TRIAL. Jesus fucking Christ.
Even considering forum jailing me for pointing out something obvious about the cheating ring individuals is WILD. Fun fact: Court cases are forum topics that are let open to allow xitizens to theorize, contemplate, + bring evidence to light. The way that you barely understood that says a lot to me. If you didn't want anyone talking about it or didn't want T+A or any of their friends to catch on, you wouldn't've jailed them. If you were actually interested in collecting all evidence, you would've left T+A as they were. 
The only reason why you want me to "get my nose out of things" is because I'm calling out your actions as they are + you don't like it. Want me to stop doing what I'm doing? Think clearer. Stop letting your emotions get to you. Handle your job, which you are getting paid real money for, professionally. 

27.08.2024 22:21:14
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
27.08.2024 22:26:10
halobear8

Also, I think this SHOULD be a conversation about leveling up astronomically quick. Even with diamonds spent, that's still a lot of clicking required + in a timely manner. It would take a bot to do that for someone. Nobody is awake every 8/4 hours to click go to work, sniff power powder, kiss someone in a club. The case for this already has precendent, see the PCUMA case of using a bot to inflate duel rankings. 

It's not in the rules that people can't use alts to inflate their debates + fights. SO, how can you expect people to follow the rules that haven't even been written yet? How can you punish them for something you're going to enact AFTER you've collected your evidence.
That's like noticing that someone is chewing gum, writing in a law that if anyone chews gum that they'll be sentenced to death + then killing the person you noticed was chewing gum for gum chewage that happened before the law was even written, let alone enacted. 

27.08.2024 22:26:10
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
28.08.2024 13:48:48
Slayyyocrates

Prime Himbo SweetasNuts:

Regarding all Ministers and The Forum
It is imperative that Ministers not be allowed to Edit, Move, or Delete posts.
The Creative Flow of The Forum and Ximboland Story
Must not be corrupted by any MoJ Opinion about what is relevant and where it is relevant.

I can smell the smoke...the Minister of Justice is pwning for that tool.
Don't give it to him.

Slayyyocrates
State Minister of Reasonopia
The Sacrosanct Forum State

28.08.2024 13:48:48
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
28.08.2024 18:31:27
Dean Winchester

dawg i do NOT want to edit yalls posts but i have been asked by users to delete their own posts that they regret making.
which honestly. is why i have those tools lol

28.08.2024 18:31:27
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
28.08.2024 21:05:19
Slayyyocrates

I had a hunch that might have been the reason.

No.  All posts remain.  For now.  But I am not against helping some people out…just not now.

And not YOU doing the deleting.  No way.  You are a bit man…not Ximboland Legal Scholar.

When Katie takes the helm in Feb, she will talk with Sweetsy and maybe they will come to some sort of special agreement.
But maybe they won’t.  I am not a fortune teller…like Reivalentine.  

Who had sympathy for Miss Bimbo and Sweetsy as they got utterly pummeled by a gang of at least 278 people over 4 years?
8 people did.  I know all the posts you are referring to Dean.  I read EVERYTHING.  And there are a few nice folks who made some seriously dumb comments in the last month who now regret it and I don’t blame them.  I don’t want to see anything bad happen to them.

But I caution you Dean.  Have a plan.  Talk privately with Katie too, if you want.  
If everyone has learned their lesson, and flatland recklessness comes to a final halt,
Then we can move forward with Ximboland 2.0 in earnest
And those posts that those few folks regret making can get thrown

In The Dumpster

28.08.2024 21:05:19
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
28.08.2024 22:03:57
Bimbo Pimp

Wanting their posts deleted hmph! If you posted something you are ashamed of you shouldn't have posted it in the first place. That's my opinion. Not everyone is direct and honest in Ximboland, so I understand that Dean needs to cuddle some people. I think I'm going Christian, did Halobear defend Sweetasnuts Parody? what?! Miracles do happen! My atheist days are over!! 
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28.08.2024 22:03:57
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