Introducing your Justice Ministers

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30.08.2024 14:01:02
CarCrashBimbo

Editing posts is now verboten.  If I make a spelling mistake, like in this post, I can’t go back and correct it.

So I have to make sure now that all my dicks are in a row.

Ducks!  Not bpbicks!  Dbuckqs!  

There is a new tag feature!  Interestingsq!
Hey…I can edit a new post!  Awesome.  I hate spellingbarrows

@KatieBoutique


30.08.2024 14:01:02
Please put down the broomstick and the cat

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04.09.2024 19:02:11
KatieBoutique

This next term 1/8/2024 - 1/11/2024 = Dean Winchester. Freedom based governance
The term after 1/11/2024 - 1/2/2025 = Tibby. Sublaws based governance
The term after that 1/2/2025 - 1/5/2025 = Katie Boutique. Freedom based governance

How are we doing so far?
Please share with us your opinions.

04.09.2024 19:02:11
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30.10.2024 03:39:25
XOD of Bimboland

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
congrats dean and tibby! i know both of you will do a great job ♥
...and congrats to Katie too...must have been a typo.

30.10.2024 03:39:25

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30.10.2024 03:48:33
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lol Katrynah your bias is showing. Put that thing away!!! Gross XD

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30.10.2024 16:47:47
Katrynah

suck my dick the bofa you 

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30.10.2024 17:10:12
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What does bofa mean?  

30.10.2024 17:10:12
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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30.10.2024 17:23:55
CarCrashBimbo

The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa


30.10.2024 17:23:55
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30.10.2024 17:24:08
tibby

both of

30.10.2024 17:24:08
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₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
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30.10.2024 17:30:48
CarCrashBimbo

Well that’s quite a typo then…
Katrynah darling…are you still drinking those French 75’s?

He’s no dummy.  It was intentional to mean both things at once.

30.10.2024 17:30:48
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30.10.2024 17:36:18
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Bwahaha, we need to find said dick before any suckage can commence! Given the body count associated with some of these individuals, I wouldn't even want to shake hands. But thanks for the unsolicited sexual invitation, Katrynah. XD

30.10.2024 17:36:18
   
                                                              

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