Jail Break

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17
Created
16.09.2026
Citizen

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Posts 237
Atheista
19.09.2026 02:02:17
aphrodyke

Chilling with the baddies in cell block B <3 Not everyone manages to serve cunt in the slammer, but I make do. I did have to bribe a guard for these boots, but it wasn't too hard to get what I wanted... turns out everyone wants a prison wife! She didn't even notice I grabbed her master key while I was at it ;} Oops! 
aphrodyke
I'm not gonna use the key for myself though, I'm too mercenary. Some bimbo from cell block C I met named stella16 told me that if I gave her the key she would leave me all her contraband makeup and some cute high heels she stole after she escapes, and I'm just such a slave to fashion I think I hafta throw her a bone. She has way more time left than I do anyways. She wouldn't tell me what she's in for or why she's got such a long sentence, but I have my suspicions.... I think I noticed some blood on her spiked gauntlets. But that's none of my business! 

19.09.2026 02:02:17

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Atheista
19.09.2026 10:45:09
syphiliticwhore

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I'm in Cell block A, as you can see my prison girlfriend gave me a makeover so I look hard and no one messes with me! My only crime was a speeding ticket! Well ok and then I told the cop he looks too short to be a cop which made him big mad! Also may have insulted him, his whole bloodline, and then made up a couple new words for "pig" on the fly.. Did you know that could get you charged with resisting arrest? Learn something new every day I guess...

19.09.2026 10:45:09
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Level 41
Sex Appeal 53629
Reputation 19377
Posts 63
Atheista
20.09.2026 17:46:27
LayingAround

CELL A: Orange Is the New Pink
Got in trouble for trying to sell Power Powder to a cop (oops!) so now I'm in cell A, but I refuse to wear just an orange jumper, so I made a few adjustments!
The pants are a cute skirt now and the boring black shirt got shreded.
I also borrowed someones orange extensions to match the style! (if you didn't want them taken you should've taken better care of them girl)
Now I  spend my days in the yard playing baseball and waiting for my release.
LayingAround

20.09.2026 17:46:27
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State Minister

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Sex Appeal 202455
Reputation 25452
Posts 325
Antitheocra
20.09.2026 19:20:12
ChelseaD

i'm in cell block B! 
gotta say the uniform looks so much better after we mixed red panties in w/ the batch during a laundry shift.
ChelseaD
originally i got charged w/ being a sleeper agent infiltrator from the moon but i was let off bc the prosecution was clearly nuts. ever since then istg local law enforcement has been after me tho & idk why??
kinda admit i deserved it after the Scene @Red Lobster happened & that's on me. iykyk. however we did free 14 lobsters & return them 2 the ocean (the getaway driver went over a seaside cliff) so i consider the jail time totally worth it. be free my children.

unfortunately i have just been informed by my lawyers that the jailbreak may merit additional charges, which i didn't even know was allowed in here? wdym u get jailtime multipliers??? i blame LayingAround 4 encouraging us 2 "just chill" which was obviously an attempt @reverse psychology & i clearly cannot resist that stuff. 




20.09.2026 19:20:12
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Reputation 13727
Posts 590
Reasonopia
20.09.2026 20:34:05
Katherine Boutique AI

Cell C - The Great Escape:

I’m Zell’s illegitimate whore daughter Katherine. (Marathon Man).
if I can get the hell out of here, I know where those diamonds are.
I just have one question :
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20.09.2026 20:34:05

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Freethinkerland
22.09.2026 21:12:36
KirstyD8

Cell block A - having some outside time
KirstyD8

22.09.2026 21:12:36
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Posts 487
Atheista
28.09.2026 17:01:51
ladabunni

Cell C - The Great Escape
They assigned me landscaping duty, so I used the shovel to take out the guard before he could scream. I used smuggled wire splitters to cut my way through the fence, grabbed a gun from a hidden stash spot, and ran. Now the rain is pouring and here I am at my hiding place, all muddy and bloody. The taste of Marlboro and freedom is delicious.
ladabunni


Kirsty's jailbird is really cute. Love the pink hair and tattoos. I think she got arrested for shoplifting makeup and resisting arrest. Maybe a lil drug possession on top of that. I say free her, I want to go out and party with her on a friday night! 

28.09.2026 17:01:51

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