Round two is officially closed!
The Verdict:
1st Place - @ChelseaD
2nd Place - @Mermaidmare
3rd Place - @AnnaMorphosis
Audience Favourite - @miellibeau
Welcome to Round Three - ending on 25.01!
Topic: Elle Woods vs. Harvey Specter: Who would win in the courtroom? Challenge: Outfit must be inspired by the side you choose - Elle Woods or Harvey Specter.
The judge for this round will be me.
Topic: Elle Woods vs. Harvey Specter: Who would win in the courtroom?
Your honour, fellow ximbos and fashionistas, the colour pink - I come before you today to argue that in Elle Woods vs. Harvey Specter: Who would win in the courtroom, that Elle Woods would.
As you can see above, I am attired in an outfit picked as an homage to Elle.
Now, my argument for Elle does not lie within the typical, here, for I am arguing that Elle would(s) win due to plot armour.
Within the realm of her own movie, Legally Blonde, Elle is protected by her own story - she has to win the case, and the day, because that is what the movie is about. If we put Harvey into the world of Legally Blonde, he would be a perfect case of up himself, misogynistic man for Elle to take down several pegs (possibly to peg, but I shan’t say more on that).
I understand that now you might be thinking that Harvey has his own plot armour to protect him within the realm of Suits - that if Elle was put in his world, she would surely lose as Harvey tends to win his cases. From a purely legal stand point I can understand that argument, however, from the plot armour point of view, I disagree with it. Harvey is not infallible. He is shown within his show to underestimate women, to have to learn some lessons. I argue that within the realm of Suits his plot armour would work against him. Elle is a perfect example of someone Harvey would underestimate. New to the legal world, a classic bimbo, sexy. He is going to under prepare, over brazen, and have his ass handed to him on a pink platter. Then he is going to have a character building moment, and go on to win his next cases with ease due to the lessons he’s learned.
Your honour, thank you for your time. I must keep this short as my tiny dog and I are late for our nail appointments.
Big kisses.
MMM xxx
Your Honor, esteemed judge, and my fellow Ximbos,
Tonight I’m siding with Elle Woods — though I should admit, I’m not dressed in pink. Yes, yes I’m wearing black and red, because if Elle taught anything, it’s that power isn’t in copying someone else’s aesthetic. It’s in walking in as yourself, even when the room thinks it already has you figured out.
Harvey Specter walks into court like a thunderstorm in a Tom Ford suit. He’s all sharp angles and sharper threats. He doesn’t argue — he overrules the room by existing in it.
But let’s be honest.
Harvey wins by intimidation.
Elle wins by underestimation.
And underestimation is basically a gift-wrapped here, isn't it?
Harvey is a chess player, sure. Very calculated, very inevitable. But Elle is playing something worse.
Clue.
She’ll smile, flip her hair, and then casually reveal the missing detail that collapses the entire case like cheap mascara in the rain. Her brilliance doesn’t announce itself with force — it waits until everyone’s comfortable dismissing her.
And that’s what my outfit is inspired by tonight. Not bright innocence, not costume pink, but that same kind of intentional femininity with an edge to it: soft fabric, sharp purpose — like roses, beautiful right up until you remember the thorns are the point.
Harvey Specter wins by dominance.
Elle Woods wins by brilliance in disguise.
And in court, the most dangerous person isn’t the one who looks like a predator. It’s the one everyone mistakes for prey — right up until the verdict changes hands.
So yes, Harvey may win battles.
But Elle wins the room.
And in a courtroom, the room is half the case.
I’m walking in with Salém at my side — as a reminder that Elle’s lesson was never about being delicate. It was about being dismissed, and winning anyway.
Salém is not a kitten anymore.
Neither am I.
I rest my case.
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- 2592261 points
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- 555319 points
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- 343302 points
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- 275409 points
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- 272687 points
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- 13466 points
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- 12731 points
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- 11700 points
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- 10035 points
mbbybbby
- 9793 points
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- 3286 points
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- 2374 points
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- 1329 points
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- 1254 points
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- 1220 points
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- 140 points
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- 129 points
AnnaMorphosis
- 125 points
Slick_D
- 82 points
BaddieMaddie
- 72 points
Slick_D
- 72 points
Eunyce
- 71 points
Arli
- 60 points
Spiffyfunpants
- 44 points
Xxxangelxxx
- 42 points What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.
