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28.03.2022 14:11:10
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peeslurper69 wrote:
You mad

stay mad

@AL
Supporting violence are we? Yikes, that’s embarrassing.

28.03.2022 14:11:10
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28.03.2022 14:34:22
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Went to the dentist today.. I'm apparently (by my dentist) been allowed to eat candy cuz my teeth are looking mighty healthy. They didn't get enough money from me..till next time! ☼

28.03.2022 14:34:22
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28.03.2022 14:36:54
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it was an open palm slap, not a punch. Chris rock, whether intentionally or not, was making fun of Jada's illness and got what he deserved. If someone insulted my significant other like that I would slap them too

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omg miso it was joywave u saw last night? :D so happy for you!!
YESSS it was fucking awesome they played a great show

I wrote:
wow Miso I am so happy to hear that!<3
its always so gooood to see your favorite band!
I can't wait for june to see Rammstein again, after 10 years <3
I really want to try and participate to a lot of concerts this year, I miss the sensation a lot and also want to support the bands after this 2 hard years
Yes it is, I hope you have a great time at the show!! And get to see more concerts this year, that's one of my goals too actually.

28.03.2022 14:36:54
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28.03.2022 14:50:54
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Sorry, it being an open palm slap makes it fine :D
He got an acting career without even being able to act (which explains the quality of the movies and shows he gets roles for) and now he completely ruined his reputation by showing how violent, egoistical and insecure he is. Truly the biggest loser of the night!

28.03.2022 14:50:54
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28.03.2022 14:56:17
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Septum_cat wrote:
Went to the dentist today.. I'm apparently (by my dentist) been allowed to eat candy cuz my teeth are looking mighty healthy. They didn't get enough money from me..till next time! ☼
So glad your teeth are okay and healthy, Septum Cat! Massive relief. 

I had 3 infected teeth which spread into my jaw and nearly got sepsis after I got back from Northern Syria, because it turned out all the toothpaste there is fake and just sugar (made in Turkey) and it was the worst pain I've ever felt. Soooo much sympathy with anyone with teeth issues because the pain is  u n b e a r a b l e

Also dental care is SPENNY. 

28.03.2022 14:56:17
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28.03.2022 14:58:05
PlushKlavier

If you know how to make good video games you won't have to rely on microtransactions to make you money, can the triple A gaming industry just fucking die already? I'm so sick and tired of triple A companies releasing half-baked games and then slapping microtransactions and purchasable DLC on it just to make the gaming experience whole, literally they're removing features and then try to sell it back to you to solve a problem that they created, and I ESPECIALLY hate companies who put microtransactions into their games AFTER reviews have been published, like how much more obvious can you make it that you're just full of greedy scumbags who don't care about giving people an enjoyable time, all they care about is money, and not to mention all the crunch and abuse and harassment that is going on inside those companies

And I didn't even touch upon the fact that everything NEEDS to be online now in order to play their games even if you don't use any of their online features, and how you NEED to have an internet connection just to be able to receive patches to fix the half-baked games they released broken on purpose, how about you ship a game that is actually functional upon release so people with poor or no internet connection don't get fucked over!

This is why indie games have been so much better and more popular in the recent years, because most of them don't release broken as fuck half-baked games full of microtransactions and also have affordable prices, like triple A games are really out here expecting people to drop $70 for their shitty live service game and then want you to drop like another $200 on DLCs and $1k on microtransactions, WHY ARE THEY SO SURPRISED WHEN IT TURNS OUT THAT THEIR SHITTY HALF-BAKED MICROTRANSACTION TRAPS ARE FAILING, IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT THIS BUSINESS MODEL ISN'T SUSTAINABLE OR PROFITABLE AND YET THESE COMPANIES THINK THAT THEY'RE THE ONE EXCEPTION

28.03.2022 14:58:05

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28.03.2022 15:00:56
Septum_cat

emmyluna wrote:
Septum_cat wrote:
Went to the dentist today.. I'm apparently (by my dentist) been allowed to eat candy cuz my teeth are looking mighty healthy. They didn't get enough money from me..till next time! ☼
So glad your teeth are okay and healthy, Septum Cat! Massive relief. 

I had 3 infected teeth which spread into my jaw and nearly got sepsis after I got back from Northern Syria, because it turned out all the toothpaste there is fake and just sugar (made in Turkey) and it was the worst pain I've ever felt. Soooo much sympathy with anyone with teeth issues because the pain is  u n b e a r a b l e

Also dental care is SPENNY. 

That sounds really awful! Hope you've got it fixed and under control again. ☼
But yeah really expensive..I've lived in fear since last time where I got a wisdom tooth removed..too bloody expensive.


28.03.2022 15:00:56
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28.03.2022 15:01:03
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emmyluna wrote:
Septum_cat wrote:
Went to the dentist today.. I'm apparently (by my dentist) been allowed to eat candy cuz my teeth are looking mighty healthy. They didn't get enough money from me..till next time! ☼
So glad your teeth are okay and healthy, Septum Cat! Massive relief. 

I had 3 infected teeth which spread into my jaw and nearly got sepsis after I got back from Northern Syria, because it turned out all the toothpaste there is fake and just sugar (made in Turkey) and it was the worst pain I've ever felt. Soooo much sympathy with anyone with teeth issues because the pain is  u n b e a r a b l e

Also dental care is SPENNY. 
That's so scary, I'm glad you're alright D: 

28.03.2022 15:01:03
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28.03.2022 15:05:57
emmyluna

Thank you both! <3 All sorted now but was agony so hoping everyone else's teefs nice and healthy because when they aren't, it hurts physically and financially sob cry. 

Even my mum and grandma are like "any mouth pain is the closest most painful thing to childbirth". 

28.03.2022 15:05:57
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28.03.2022 15:13:10
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Yeah, it's so expensive... all 4 of my wisdom teeth are impacted and I need to get them pulled but I haven't even begun making appointments for it because I know I won't be able to afford it. Just kinda putting it off until I can't anymore or the less likely scenario where I have the money to pay for it. I'm still working my way through getting fillings, I needed so many because I had never been to the dentist before. 

28.03.2022 15:13:10

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