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Thotacchio
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Thotacchio
13.03.2020 23:33:56
Thotacchio
People are really acting like this is the end of the world when it’s genuinely the equivalent to the quarantine episode of always sunny 

13.03.2020 23:33:56
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Vita Brevis
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Vita Brevis
13.03.2020 23:40:01
Vita Brevis
My dad is in the high risk group. If he catches this virus he will 100% die, and him dying will feel like the end of the world to me. He's been fighting for his life since November and now this shit is looming over us. I get that most people will be just fine, but we need to take care of those who are vulnerable. So, yeah. This is a sensitive topic for me.


13.03.2020 23:40:01





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Doreen
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Doreen
14.03.2020 00:41:31
Doreen
I realized while posting in the count up and count down threads that there are some numbers that seem "good" to me and some that dont. there's no rule for it, just a feeling I get

14.03.2020 00:41:31
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akira otoishi
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akira otoishi
14.03.2020 01:49:08
akira otoishi
i hate when i spend a lot of time trying to fix an outfit to my liking only to just make an entirely new one for that category. i find that i keep having to completely recycle the oldest of my outfits /:

14.03.2020 01:49:08
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Thotacchio
Thotacchio
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Thotacchio
14.03.2020 02:36:53
Thotacchio
Vita Brevis wrote:
My dad is in the high risk group. If he catches this virus he will 100% die, and him dying will feel like the end of the world to me. He's been fighting for his life since November and now this shit is looming over us. I get that most people will be just fine, but we need to take care of those who are vulnerable. So, yeah. This is a sensitive topic for me.

Completely understandable. I’m worried about my grandma who is high risk and just got out of the ER for respiratory issues and they’re likely closing the border on my state so if something does happen my mom can’t get in. I’m empathetic to the high risk group which upsets me that everyone else is buying out the supplies. 

14.03.2020 02:36:53
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Doreen
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Doreen
14.03.2020 03:37:23
Doreen
I like my job just fine but tbh sometimes I just want to say to hell with this and go find someone rich to marry. I often fantasize about how just a little wealth could solve all my problems, maybe it's wrong but its just imagining.

14.03.2020 03:37:23
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Gessyca
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Gessyca
14.03.2020 04:13:22
Gessyca
It's been snowing on and off where I live. I wish it would just warm up already, I hate being cold. Like, I don't mind the peaceful morning cold, it's the windy finger-numbing cold I hate.

14.03.2020 04:13:22

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Doreen
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Doreen
14.03.2020 04:25:40
Doreen
Gessyca I know what you mean. Cold in the morning but warm by midday are the best kinds of days imo. when it's still freezing cold at noon that's not a good day and by the night leaving work it's unbearable 

14.03.2020 04:25:40
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Clark Newman
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Clark Newman
14.03.2020 05:04:01
Clark Newman
salvete omnes

14.03.2020 05:04:01
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Doreen
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Doreen
14.03.2020 06:51:08
Doreen
i need more B$ to make the looks i want. why am i broke in the game and IRL ahahaha

14.03.2020 06:51:08

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