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Secville
20.07.2020 03:33:54
morguegirl

but i'm highly addicted to bimboland, it's like a mix of stardoll and social media

20.07.2020 03:33:54
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Atheista
20.07.2020 03:41:45
Adagio

Hello! :)

20.07.2020 03:41:45
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Atheista
20.07.2020 04:19:42
Angel Dust

im suffering severe sadboy hours so i was like "hm tonite i will make himbo m*rrissey" (listen... What Difference Does It Make by The Smiths fucks aight) and i think god physically forced me to click away from it. i am mad but i shouldnt be. this is a sign i should be thankful for.

20.07.2020 04:19:42
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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Atheista
20.07.2020 05:01:22
torrenoia

morguegirl wrote:
sometimes it feels like this game has been abandoned and the players who take care of everything
i agree, kimsim rarely responds these days. he even ignores people who are trying to report abusive users or people who report they havent been able to ACTUALLY LOG IN since the server migration, not to mention ten thousand other issues

but hey! the name of the pbfc was finally changed!! great job team bimbo really knocking it out of the park with these updates 

20.07.2020 05:01:22
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Freethinkerland
20.07.2020 05:17:13
railophone

lol ain’t that the damn truth



20.07.2020 05:17:13
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
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Atheista
20.07.2020 07:55:18
Lil' George Bubblegum

Feeling like all of the world's emotional burden is passing through me right now. Feels like nostalgia for places I've never been, decades I didn't live through, people I've never met but miss dearly, like tastes a mother would put in a pie you'd never get to taste again because it'll never feel like that specific moment of an old lost childhood. It all aches so much and I'm not sure why, those aren't my memories and this is not a past I remember living through to miss it :(

20.07.2020 07:55:18
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20.07.2020 11:08:18
Marisol Corazon

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Feeling like all of the world's emotional burden is passing through me right now. Feels like nostalgia for places I've never been, decades I didn't live through, people I've never met but miss dearly, like tastes a mother would put in a pie you'd never get to taste again because it'll never feel like that specific moment of an old lost childhood. It all aches so much and I'm not sure why, those aren't my memories and this is not a past I remember living through to miss it :(
Wow I feel your loss. Perhaps not so surprising that you unconsciously mourn for our cancelled history. I'm sort of regretting this brave new world we seem to be hell bent on creating.

20.07.2020 11:08:18
People outnumber bears in this world. Farmed salmon are poisonous.  Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Antitheocra
20.07.2020 12:48:35
Jezebel Towers

Pocky is overpriced 

20.07.2020 12:48:35
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Secville
20.07.2020 15:41:00
morguegirl

i'm in love with a guy, i dream about him every night, but even in dreams he's hard and cold :(

20.07.2020 15:41:00
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Atheista
20.07.2020 17:37:52
queengenevieve

i'm afraid of slipping back into my ED

20.07.2020 17:37:52
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