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Agnostica
22.07.2020 07:47:10
maxrat

i’m new here and i already like it at lot :) also i have a cat named sunny and he is evil 

22.07.2020 07:47:10
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Freethinkerland
22.07.2020 07:48:53
Cum_Dumpster

maxrat wrote:
i’m new here and i already like it at lot :) also i have a cat named sunny and he is evil 
Bimboland welcome you and your evil(but probably adorable) cat! :D

22.07.2020 07:48:53
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
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Atheista
22.07.2020 15:23:14
xAsthma

Sometimes I wish I wasn't an only child

22.07.2020 15:23:14
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Atheista
22.07.2020 17:23:54
peeslurper69

i was the time to get back in my bed with a good sleep for my god my baby girl is my favorite thing in my head to sleep now lol lol omg was a great time for ya to come over here for a little while i is that time for you guys and then maybe you could come and pick him out if he is so tired of course 

 predictive text lol

22.07.2020 17:23:54
your reluctant optimist 
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Atheista
22.07.2020 17:50:38
meatbomb


happy leo season <3

22.07.2020 17:50:38
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Atheista
22.07.2020 21:30:43
Lil' George Bubblegum

meatbomb wrote:

happy leo season <3
Oh shit it started today? I'm not into astrology, I just use these to pester my brother (who's a Leo) lfejeldkdlcnflsnxlflsjdrl

22.07.2020 21:30:43
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Atheista
22.07.2020 21:58:08
Lil' George Bubblegum

Forgot to tell y'all I had a very dumb dream where Bimbolands implemented a "faction" system on top of the state one. The faction one was decided by ur personality (u voted which one felt more appropriate by the description), and the factions were mostly controlled by the players. You could send up requests to join up to 3 at the same time and the players of said factions would vote whether they wanted u in or not dlejflrekfnrlek
Also, since the whole thing was controlled by the players (no matter if they were senators or not, they could vote and/or be the "leaders" of the factions), it meant the descriptions were either long winded speeches about friendship or three shitposts glued into a single post. Of course I chose the shitposty ones, even asleep I have my priorities straight

If you're asking why this was dumb as fuck? It wouldn't work as well as it did in the dream and we all know TB wouldn't give us that much power without having to pay for it

22.07.2020 21:58:08
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Secville
23.07.2020 02:30:05
morguegirl

my creativity is dead :'(

23.07.2020 02:30:05
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Reasonopia
23.07.2020 02:33:07
AlienPrinceFromVenus

morguegirl wrote:
my creativity is dead :'(
Same. It's like, all of a sudden it's not enough for me to draw a pretty face. Now it has to be expressive and have a body attached to it and have perspective and just be interesting??? Like who has the time! Ugh.

23.07.2020 02:33:07
They/Them 
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Freethinkerland
23.07.2020 03:23:08
hospitalbaby

Mr. Worldwide to infinity
You know the roof on fire
We gon' boogie oogie oogie, jiggle, wiggle and dance
Like the roof on fire
We gon' drink drinks and take shots until we fall out
Like the roof on fire
Now baby give a booty naked, take off all your clothes
And light the roof on fire
Tell her, tell her baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
I'm on fire
I tell her baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
I'm a fireball

23.07.2020 03:23:08

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