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Reasonopia
22.05.2022 05:56:05
Iowa

just watched morbius w some friends 4 a joke nd it was as bad as i thot it would b but every1 failed to mention how horendously ableist the whole premise is LMAO

like morbius & his bestie r both chronically ill/disabled & morbius like gives himself vampire bat dna smthn abt blood idk but it turns him & his bestie in2 bloodthirsty killers. but if they dont drink human blood they go back 2 being disabled. so they keep doing it. nd keep kiling ppl. bc they would rather litrally kill ppl than go back 2 having a chronic illness. disney culdve given a movie 2 any minor marvel property & they chose this guy. good lord.

also it just was bad LOL

22.05.2022 05:56:05
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Atheista
22.05.2022 06:01:34
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22.05.2022 06:01:34
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Secville
22.05.2022 08:53:46
3dpd

reading fleurs du mal poems to my friend until he falls asleep. instantly

22.05.2022 08:53:46

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22.05.2022 09:32:58
Milkkycathy

remember when ppl were treating mbti as science for a moment, on the internet
like yhad even some ppl going zodiac is bs but mbti real, that was really fun, wish it came back to trends tbh i love pseudo science

22.05.2022 09:32:58
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Agnostica
22.05.2022 10:08:25
Jackslackofconsent

mbti has more credit to it than zodiacs but it's insane how stereotypical and weird people treat it. it's a subjective take on observable science. humans behave a certain way and that is all fine and dandy but putting those traits and quirks into boxes is a completely subjective and highly fluid thing.
as most people who know "their" mbti have found it by doing some online test the whole thing kind of just falls apart.
yes or no tests can never incapsulate the human mind and it's traits.. mbti mfs are annoying.. talking about how they would never talk to istps or something and only date enfps 

22.05.2022 10:08:25
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22.05.2022 10:32:19
Milkkycathy

any attempt to classify human behaviour and "personality" is stupid to me. people are more complex than assigned traits, and mutable on top of it: it takes just seeing how many people get different results everytime they take the test to see it's groundless, and really just a fun little thing, like all other "personality" catalogues.
i really don't differentiate between the twwo (mbti or zodiac) when it comes to "scientific" credibility, because to me "these traits are given by birth" and "a person is either that or the opposite in behaviour" (as the very core of mbti is opposing two different attitudes, four times) are both untrue statements. one's just easier to refute since its easy to buy that "everyone born in this time period would be the same person" is levels of observably incorrect above "these traits were assigned by 'observing' the person (aka making them take some 15 minute quiz that they likely filled up with a certain amount of bias and projection)"
both are still fun though, i'm never letting go of jokes in the line of "that's such a pisces thing to do..." or "if your an enfp, grow up". 
speaking of, the online quiz always has given me intp with extremely strong percentages (no standing in the middle on any of the four letters) so ig that makes it the swaggier type every other result, grow up work on yourself

22.05.2022 10:32:19
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Reasonopia
22.05.2022 10:52:00
Iowa

mbti is literally just a personality quiz that ppl take 2 seriously and im p sure the person who made it was a weird lil freak (/derogatory)

astrology and mbti r both bunk. i ascribe 2 the only true measure of personality: ur homestuck god tier

22.05.2022 10:52:00
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22.05.2022 10:58:16
Milkkycathy

i think the only real personality quizzes are the very specific and niche ones u find on uquiz that ppl made specifically for themselves n their tight group of friends, that you take with absolutely zero understanding of the jokes and references and get results that mean nothing to you. that's real science and we should put those quiz's results on resumes etc etc

22.05.2022 10:58:16
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 11:04:39
Bibigul

the only real personality quizzes are the ones that are titled ARE YOU GAY? which you're feverishly googling when you're 12 and found out something is wrong with you

22.05.2022 11:04:39

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22.05.2022 11:10:23
Milkkycathy

i never took one o those personally, my upbringing was more casually progressive ig (as in just 'non cishet ppl exist, couples exist in different configurations' passive acceptance etc) so i just considered everyone was attracted to everyone as a kid n when ppl in middle school went "thats bisexuality" i just went "aight then ig sure", never was so unlucky to be so concerned with sexuality... thot everyone's mum's commented on other ladies' asses That Way what can i say, your perception is shaped by your experiences etc... 

22.05.2022 11:10:23
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