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Atheista
22.05.2022 18:42:33
graceee

so true

22.05.2022 18:42:33
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Atheista
22.05.2022 18:53:42
IslandGirl

Life is too short to care about anybody's opinion of you. Keep on keeping on Gemini <3

22.05.2022 18:53:42
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 18:55:54
LucielXx

Idk shit about horoscopes but continue being a Gemini <3 Bitches can't stop you <3

22.05.2022 18:55:54
"Riddle Diddle, I blow men like a fiddle!"- Riddler, Batman (2022)
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2022 19:17:44
Blecky89

I have been told that my horoscope very well suit me :D

22.05.2022 19:17:44
    
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Atheista
22.05.2022 20:18:03
NICHE SYNDROME

its gemini season, my bdays in a week and i am still down with the sickness. down with the plague, even. lesbophobia if you ask me

22.05.2022 20:18:03
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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Reasonopia
22.05.2022 20:22:15
seola

Clit

22.05.2022 20:22:15
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Secville
22.05.2022 20:25:50
Honey Beee

NICHE SYNDROME wrote:
its gemini season, my bdays in a week and i am still down with the sickness. down with the plague, even. lesbophobia if you ask me+
#freeniche omg but happy early bday

22.05.2022 20:25:50

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Atheista
22.05.2022 20:48:12
FunnyValentine

PlushKlavier wrote:
FunnyValentine wrote:
Noo i was prescribed capsule pills and i'm really terrified of big pills :(
i rarely ever take pills, and if i do i just chew them but i dont know what to do ;_;
Smash them to dust and mix with your food if possible, if they're the oily kind maybe break them open and dump the contents in a glass of water

thank u plush!! i'm not supposed to break the capsule, so i just kind of learned how to take them with help from my friend (who just shouts SWALLOW as i flail my arms around in panic)
i find it easier to take them if i just focus on swallowing the big gulp of water and pretend the pill isn't there..

22.05.2022 20:48:12
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
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Reasonopia
22.05.2022 21:37:23
Iowa

ive been taking lots of pills daily since i waslike 12 so here r my tips

1. invest in a pill cutter, theyre rly cheap at any pharamcy or target or smthn
2. breathe all the way out b4 drinking whatever liquid ur using, so u dont get air trapped in ur mouth
3. i always use my fingers to like. place the pill on the back of my tongue bc some of them taste yuck & also when u drink the liquid its already in the back of ur moth so easier 2 swallow. theoretically

22.05.2022 21:37:23
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Atheista
22.05.2022 22:15:07
NICHE SYNDROME

more tips!
always like, seal your lips on the tip of a water bottle so air doesn't come in
you can get used to bigger pills with small candy like m&ms and such
you can also put them inside a banana or bread slice and swallow it if it has a bad taste

22.05.2022 22:15:07
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.

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