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Atheista
24.04.2024 02:36:15
Dean Winchester

Just remembered that my ex made a doll of me and then when I broke up with him cus he wanted to be in a polyamorous relationship with his best friend (he was 22 I was 16 at the time) he made a tik tok animation of my oc killing him and also destroyed said doll. Again I was 16. I wish I got that doll from him tho it was sick as hell.

24.04.2024 02:36:15
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24.04.2024 02:38:18
Katrynah

pov ur his defense lawyer in 10 years and the prosecution pulls up the snuff oc animation he did for his minor boyfriend

24.04.2024 02:38:18
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Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians! 
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Agnostica
24.04.2024 04:09:40
craigslist-stripper

my boyfriend finds the absolute worst most unhinged content on facebook. last night it was a guy who mixes different beer and soda and chugs it on the daily. tonight it is a man who keeps a washing machine as a potion pot and throws different shit like burgers and raw fish in on the daily (does not change the water ofc). every night i have a brain aneurysm before i curl up to go to sleep to short-form nightmares

24.04.2024 04:09:40

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Atheista
24.04.2024 04:22:51
Timothee Chatroulette

are the nightmares from the burger fish washing machine soup

24.04.2024 04:22:51
  
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Agnostica
24.04.2024 04:31:01
craigslist-stripper

yes, it was a wonderful recipe but tomorrow im sure they will have a different root cause

24.04.2024 04:31:01

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Antitheocra
24.04.2024 04:59:38
SinksTears

The washing machine guy is very popular ♡

24.04.2024 04:59:38
 
 
 

Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Sex Appeal 78370
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Atheista
24.04.2024 05:49:36
Dean Winchester

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
pov ur his defense lawyer in 10 years and the prosecution pulls up the snuff oc animation he did for his minor boyfriend
Oh no he didn’t do it for me I wanted no part of that he knew it would deeply hurt teenage me and that’s why he did it lol

24.04.2024 05:49:36
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Reasonopia
24.04.2024 06:40:58
Abu Hamza

Today, I am so thankful for my Muslim faith and my honorable, obedient wife, mashallah.

In fact, it would be the worst fate for me to be one of those people who get into cringe retard discord relationships with older men because I have THAT psychology, but not only that, then cry about "grooming" years later like all the americans have learned to do without thinking. 

I am so thankful that I don't have a past that is so embarrassing and shows me in such an unintelligent light.
And I am very thankful that, if I did have such a past, I would have the restraint not to publish it online so that people don't laugh at my retardation.

This is completely random of course, I mean the most embarrassing and autistic sexual thing I ever did online was post those basement pics, so like I said I can't relate... plus if I sent nudes to old men I would go to Jahannam.

I am going to enjoy how easy life in this dunya will be for my Arab children with unintelligent people like that running around. 

Peace be with you all, and I hope many more old men can bestow you the attention you desperately crave, both in the moment and apparently later as well!

I am going to continue observing now, I am just appreciating how open you all are on here. Allah bless american culture.



24.04.2024 06:40:58
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Antitheocra
24.04.2024 08:08:20
TiersenRayne

the slide game got me devastated, can solve it but not nearly well enough TT^TT

24.04.2024 08:08:20
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Antitheocra
24.04.2024 11:18:07
kojar

ermm waht the deuce??

24.04.2024 11:18:07
 

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