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Freethinkerland
27.06.2024 03:53:09
KittyOnyx

I take duolingo way too seriously and i am fuming rn someone just took my spot as #1 in italian

27.06.2024 03:53:09
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Antitheocra
27.06.2024 04:10:18
SinksTears

I could never be #1 in Italian because when I went to bed people would boot me down to 7th right before it reset </3

27.06.2024 04:10:18
 
 
 

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Atheista
27.06.2024 04:18:31
xXIdolEyesXx

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
just ate a delicious dinner and am now going to draw :D is anyone here doing artfight this year?
I am! I’m Heliogale on Artfight. What team are you on?


27.06.2024 04:18:31

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Antitheocra
27.06.2024 05:56:16
SinksTears

Wabermelon Flavour Chewin' Gum <3

27.06.2024 05:56:16
 
 
 

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Atheista
27.06.2024 06:06:17
Sup3rS0nic0

I fucking hate being sore my job makes it so i am sore everyday and i always manage to injury myself and now i don't know if posion ivy oil got on my leg or it is just an rash

27.06.2024 06:06:17
˗ˏˋ ꒰  I'm so dumb it almost Fuck!ing scary ꒱ ˎˊ˗
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Secville
27.06.2024 06:49:04
Katrynah

xXIdolEyesXx wrote: (original post HERE)
I am! I’m Heliogale on Artfight. What team are you on?
I'm on team seafoam! my name on artfight is tycant, i haven't uploaded any characters yet cause im still trying to get their ref sheets done LOL

@sup3rs0nic0: either way, don't scratch it!!! normally id recommend wearing longer pants if youre working with ivy, but this heatwave seems to be a bit global, so that may not be a viable solution D:

27.06.2024 06:49:04
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Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians! 
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Atheista
27.06.2024 11:19:04
2cute4uboo

I’m EST so around 12 AM (basically three hours ago) my great grandmother died. I loved her so much. She was battling with Alzheimer’s and got pneumonia two days ago. my mom, me and my Nonie (grandma) went to visit her. She barely spoke and barely breathed. The only thing she said was “I’m not going anywhere.” This was around 9 PM and the last thing I told her before I left was about South Park’s kick a ginger day and I tried to cheer her up because knowing her, I knew damn well she didn’t wanted to be treated like a patient, but rather…herself, yk? She was loud, she was funny and she didn’t give a fuck, she wasn’t like your standard old person, she loved being raunchy and didn’t give a fuck about rules and loved spouting random pop culture facts. She loved her cigarettes and she loved being her, and she taught me that being myself is key. Her death was expected but so sudden I just broke down crying. I love her, and she lived an amazing life, lady was fuckin 93!!! I love my grandma Flo, and I still remember the days we would watch old westerns and she’d go on and on about how hot all the cowboys were. Forever and ever. And i was her first great granddaughter so yeah we bonded lol! But yeah. That happened and I’m wide awake. It’s 4 am right now. I’m real hungry lol

27.06.2024 11:19:04

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Atheista
27.06.2024 14:35:03
Spiffyfunpants

Sending you so many ❤️❤️❤️s, 2cute4uboo. 93 years- amazing!

27.06.2024 14:35:03

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Posts 894
Antitheocra
27.06.2024 19:13:16
kojar

thinking abt the hanatarash excavator gig.... 
HanatarashHanatarashi Historical  Mapping Japanese Noise

27.06.2024 19:13:16
 

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Agnostica
27.06.2024 21:04:43
msry

omg i cant belive i'm getting bullied on bimboland XD guess i'm just that iconic
hate me cause u ain't me i guess lmao

27.06.2024 21:04:43
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