lets be real here

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Freethinkerland
28.06.2024 00:48:31
KittyOnyx

kojar wrote: (original post HERE)
thinking abt the hanatarash excavator gig....

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Thought that was a forklift accident and i was like, that looks minor compared to Loren


28.06.2024 00:48:31
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Agnostica
28.06.2024 01:12:16
craigslist-stripper

cracking open a cold one to watch the presidential debate like it’s the superbowl 

28.06.2024 01:12:16

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Atheista
28.06.2024 01:15:34
Spiffyfunpants

Also watching the American debates. WTF is happening here

28.06.2024 01:15:34

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Agnostica
28.06.2024 01:19:00
craigslist-stripper

two old farts babbling. i want one of them to just say fuck it and full-body tackle the other

28.06.2024 01:19:00

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Freethinkerland
28.06.2024 01:28:07
KittyOnyx

So dissociated from reality that i didnt realize the debates were going on already

28.06.2024 01:28:07
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Freethinkerland
28.06.2024 05:54:40
pixiepwrincess

no seriously we as a country are FUCKED i fear....

28.06.2024 05:54:40

  

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Freethinkerland
28.06.2024 05:57:18
KittyOnyx

And that is why i am getting the fuck out to italy. arrivederci!
Literally considered getting knocked up because my agent suggested that couples with kids get higher priority lmao Im coming in on the Grandfather Immigration Clause and it could be 5 years (if you have grandparents who moved before italys reunifaction in the 60s you may qualify. You need their naturalization record from America and their immigration record ie how did they come to America and from what port)
It doesnt matter if your SO is italian or not, we dont even technically know where he came from since he was adopted but they dont care as long as youre married upon arriving

28.06.2024 05:57:18
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Antitheocra
28.06.2024 08:03:23
SinksTears

My 1 month of Italian might actually be put to good use (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ But I live in Canada so I might have 2-3 months after the election before MASSIVE changes

28.06.2024 08:03:23
 
 
 

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Secville
28.06.2024 15:18:04
Honey Beee

Are any of you on everskies? Drop your usernames!!

28.06.2024 15:18:04

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28.06.2024 16:33:01
Katrynah

nothing more humiliating than losing an undemanding duel 

28.06.2024 16:33:01
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