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Atheista
12.02.2025 00:53:32
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yeah explicit detail

12.02.2025 00:53:32
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12.02.2025 01:41:20
KatieBoutique

Tell her, Alexa.  

12.02.2025 01:41:20
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
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Atheista
12.02.2025 01:44:51
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i asked you first

12.02.2025 01:44:51
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12.02.2025 01:59:49
KatieBoutique

peeslurper69 wrote:  “whats THAT supposed to mean”

Nope.  She asked YOU first.  Go ahead…make something up.

12.02.2025 01:59:49
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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Atheista
12.02.2025 02:01:35
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ok so
Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[1] A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[2]
Flatulence
Other names
    Farting, breaking wind, passing gas, cutting the cheese, cutting one loose, ripping one, tooting
Specialty
    Gastroenterology

Passing gas is a normal bodily process. Flatus is brought to the rectum and pressurized by muscles in the intestines. It is normal to pass flatus ("to fart"), though volume and frequency vary greatly among individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas to have a feculent or unpleasant odor, which may be intense. The noise commonly associated with flatulence is produced by the anus and buttocks, which act together in a manner similar to that of an embouchure. Both the sound and odor are sources of embarrassment, annoyance or amusement (flatulence humor). In many societies, flatus is a taboo. Thus, many people either let their flatus out quietly or even hold it completely.[3][4] However, holding the gases inside is not healthy.[5][6]

There are several general symptoms related to intestinal gas: pain, bloating and abdominal distension, excessive flatus volume, excessive flatus odor, and gas incontinence. Furthermore, eructation (colloquially known as "burping") is sometimes included under the topic of flatulence.[7] When excessive or malodorous, flatus can be a sign of a health disorder, such as irritable bowel syndrome, celiac disease or lactose intolerance.[8]

12.02.2025 02:01:35
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Freethinkerland
12.02.2025 03:22:34
SilentlyScreaming

And yet somehow y'all managed to achieve this orally??? O_o?!! Bravo.

12.02.2025 03:22:34
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Freethinkerland
12.02.2025 05:38:47
jimbojimbojimbojimbo00

i want to eat a whole bottle of gummy vitamins

12.02.2025 05:38:47
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12.02.2025 10:11:11
elindakilla

someone stole my fucking coat at uni I'm gonna scream 

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Atheista
12.02.2025 11:00:14
LoveSoldier

yall i dont believe in block abuse to start off with, i think its stupid to be all like 'nuh uh you HAVE to listen to everything i say bc i said so', Not so much here but on other socials I've had ppl block me before and it's chill, like ok you dont wanna see my 10 billion cat videos flooding your page, thats cool with me idc

I still just think its funny that when I blocked a certain someones alts (which, mind you, would be 1 message per account), I was potentially gonna get put on trial or banned or something for "block abuse" (god damn that was so long ago holy), but when someone else blocks me with all their alts (which has totalled to 14 messages) suddenly its like hmmm no. we actually dont care anymore

is it character growth or was it just an excuse to not like me LMAO

anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

12.02.2025 11:00:14
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Freethinkerland
12.02.2025 11:30:15
SilentlyScreaming

Rightfully a person that blocks someone with one of their accounts, should block them with all of their accounts, so there's no bullshit. 

12.02.2025 11:30:15
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When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
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What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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What are the national colours of Ximboland?
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How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
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