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peeslurper69
21.04.2020 02:13:35
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i cut my hair and it's so uneven but i just live like this <3

21.04.2020 02:13:35
your reluctant optimist 
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weird hen(tai)
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weird hen(tai)
21.04.2020 07:38:09
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my bimbo: a charming and effusive lady
me: asks people if they want to grow more feet

21.04.2020 07:38:09

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Bimbo Suicide
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21.04.2020 07:45:00
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peeslurper69 wrote:
i cut my hair and it's so uneven but i just live like this <3
same i look inbred <3

21.04.2020 07:45:00
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MaxxiMaxx
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MaxxiMaxx
21.04.2020 08:26:59
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So I do quite enjoy sewing and with quarantine there isn't much to do and I may have gone out and bought some clearance fabric for curbside pickup and such. And I have for quite awhile wanted to construct some of the more iconic garments from the shop. And I did find a beautiful fabric that does emulate the pattern on one of my favorite dresses in the shop. But do I create it? I wouldn't exactly have a place to wear it. (Much more importantly I don't have the body to wear it) :/

21.04.2020 08:26:59
Hell yeah
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Bimkko
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21.04.2020 08:30:42
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i don't think there's a body fit for a piece of clothing, especially when you make it yourself!! the advantage of sewing things from scratch is that you can make all the fitting adjustments needed to make any piece of clothing look amazing on you. 
also if you're not confident wearing them anyway, you can always build the clothing as a sewing project but not to wear. the experience of making clothes is a fun one as is. and if you worry about "wasting" fabric doing so there could be people interested in purchasing the final products, to compensate for the expense of fabric!! 
hope you have tons of fun

21.04.2020 08:30:42
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silvertruthguard
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21.04.2020 09:58:17
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I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL

21.04.2020 09:58:17
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Bimbo Suicide
21.04.2020 10:01:30
Bimbo Suicide
silvertruthguard wrote:
I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL
right like im uncomfortable tbh with a female bimbo but the himbos both have no clothes and are kinda *gly

21.04.2020 10:01:30
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Ulvhild
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21.04.2020 10:12:17
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silvertruthguard wrote:
I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL
Hey, don't be nervous! Even if you don't place among the top three, you still get a banner you can put on your profile if you want! <3

Also, it's only natural for newer players not to be able to afford everything they want. I entered contests with some simple, and some truly odd-looking, outfits my first months in this game because I couldn't afford the stuff I really wanted. My best tip is: Use the layering tool, the strangest items can turn out absolutely amazing once they're combined.

21.04.2020 10:12:17
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
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21.04.2020 20:21:22
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ughhhh i NEED to start working on the play script and short story that i have to turn in for my finals but it's so hard to get motivated to do online classes like.... why would i work on homework when the entire internet is right there?

21.04.2020 20:21:22

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21.04.2020 22:12:56
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in a zoom class right now

21.04.2020 22:12:56
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