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lets be real here

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14.02.2020
peeslurper69
Level 140
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2151132
Reputation: 229299
Posts: 2527
Atheista
21.04.2020 02:13:35
peeslurper69

i cut my hair and it's so uneven but i just live like this <3

21.04.2020 02:13:35
your reluctant optimist 
weird hen(tai)
Level 88
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 545061
Reputation: 35826
Posts: 439
Secville
21.04.2020 07:38:09
weird hen(tai)

my bimbo: a charming and effusive lady
me: asks people if they want to grow more feet

21.04.2020 07:38:09

Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
21.04.2020 07:45:00
Bimbo Suicide

peeslurper69 wrote:
i cut my hair and it's so uneven but i just live like this <3
same i look inbred <3

21.04.2020 07:45:00
he/him
MaxxiMaxx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15602
Reputation: 8139
Posts: 32
Atheista
21.04.2020 08:26:59
MaxxiMaxx

So I do quite enjoy sewing and with quarantine there isn't much to do and I may have gone out and bought some clearance fabric for curbside pickup and such. And I have for quite awhile wanted to construct some of the more iconic garments from the shop. And I did find a beautiful fabric that does emulate the pattern on one of my favorite dresses in the shop. But do I create it? I wouldn't exactly have a place to wear it. (Much more importantly I don't have the body to wear it) :/

21.04.2020 08:26:59
Hell yeah
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18823
Posts: 253
Atheista
21.04.2020 08:30:42
Bimkko

i don't think there's a body fit for a piece of clothing, especially when you make it yourself!! the advantage of sewing things from scratch is that you can make all the fitting adjustments needed to make any piece of clothing look amazing on you. 
also if you're not confident wearing them anyway, you can always build the clothing as a sewing project but not to wear. the experience of making clothes is a fun one as is. and if you worry about "wasting" fabric doing so there could be people interested in purchasing the final products, to compensate for the expense of fabric!! 
hope you have tons of fun

21.04.2020 08:30:42
silvertruthguard
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7719
Reputation: 5784
Posts: 24
Secville
21.04.2020 09:58:17
silvertruthguard

I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL

21.04.2020 09:58:17
Bada Bing Bada Boom Bada Bimbo
Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
21.04.2020 10:01:30
Bimbo Suicide

silvertruthguard wrote:
I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL
right like im uncomfortable tbh with a female bimbo but the himbos both have no clothes and are kinda *gly

21.04.2020 10:01:30
he/him
Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248810
Posts: 5272
Secville
21.04.2020 10:12:17
Ulvhild

silvertruthguard wrote:
I got invited to a masquerade thing but I’m honestly dying bc I’m ingame(and irl ://) poor as FUCKKKK and himbos have like no cool fancy dresses like bimbos and my outfit makes me look like a fuckin priest or something and I’m dying and everything is expensive but god bless the person who invited me but I’m so nervous about looking like a fooOL
Hey, don't be nervous! Even if you don't place among the top three, you still get a banner you can put on your profile if you want! <3

Also, it's only natural for newer players not to be able to afford everything they want. I entered contests with some simple, and some truly odd-looking, outfits my first months in this game because I couldn't afford the stuff I really wanted. My best tip is: Use the layering tool, the strangest items can turn out absolutely amazing once they're combined.

21.04.2020 10:12:17
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
egnirys cimredopyh +)
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24788
Reputation: 15127
Posts: 101
Atheista
21.04.2020 20:21:22
egnirys cimredopyh +)

ughhhh i NEED to start working on the play script and short story that i have to turn in for my finals but it's so hard to get motivated to do online classes like.... why would i work on homework when the entire internet is right there?

21.04.2020 20:21:22

honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 886048
Reputation: 140132
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
21.04.2020 22:12:56
honorscollege

in a zoom class right now

21.04.2020 22:12:56
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

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Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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